Based on a conversation with the wife

... of carrying on a proper conversation with everyone and anyone, 10,000 times better at making earth-shattering decisions. That's who I want. There's this DJ on a local radio station named Krauty McKraut who, by nomenclature alone, plays good music, but when he's running through his playlists he throws out at least 5 descriptive adjectives for each and every band, and it is beyond irritating. "...