Brie Saga, Part Billion-Twenty-Two: MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT.

... lightheaded and felt very drugged. (Yes, I'm the kind of nerd who says "secreting adrenaline.") The Board meeting went very well! Kothmann didn't show up at all, which was probably for the best. I sneaked a joke in at the end that I would have probably had to leave in handcuffs if he'd shown up. Before we began, I heard the director say to someone else, "You'd think if your license was on the ...

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(8,293) The Crystal Apple

...her midriff in a firm hug. “It was just a joke!” He reached down to pat the girl’s dark hair...ve waited to hear you say that,” Ambrose tried to joke, but his voice faded out towards the end, and... he was adding a breathy laugh to his bitter joke his eyes were closing and he was crumpling. *...’re your mother’s sisters.” “They have pictures of mama,” she said quietly. “When they were all little, and...

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Quotations, Can't Win for Losing, Can't Quit for Winning Edition

... "good for one trip to the beach," "good for one night sleeping with mama and papa in the big bed"--all the kinds of things that he asks ....com Now I’m going to rack my brains to come up with a joke featuring Pastor Swank, David Icke, and Fred Phelps walking into a bar… That’...could at least buy a fuckin' drink." Wait, no, that's not a joke, it's a news story. -- The Kid From Kounty Meath, Sadly, No...

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Mardi Gras!

... Tim! That's for making the gay joke. Hah. "Let's go have a few ... to tickle him with her feathers. "Mrow, mama. Titties on parade, dudes! Am I right?! ... Jessica? I bet she looks amazing." "Mrow, mama. Titties on parade, dudes! Am I right?! ... Check these falsies out! "Wooo! Here comes Mama Mindy now! Tommy, baby! Is John coming?"..., too, which makes it hard for Mama to-" She winces, the side of her ...

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Honest Goodbyes [14a/16]

... nineteen years old by then, but everyone still thought of her as Little Sarah Puckerman. Sarah was always a mama’s girl, and she was a very involved aunt. Even though she wasn’t related to Todd by ... kids so tenderly, Quinn knew that the kids would be thrilled if Rachel moved in. Despite Janie’s joke about being able to stay up late and eat whatever she wanted, Quinn knew Jane would be overjoyed ...

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rowan and sass: if wishes were horses

... in a quaint little yellow house with my Mama and Papa. But really , it's Egypt." .... "How do you like it here?" "My Mama's from England. Oxford. I didn't really...s not so different. For a while, my Mama wanted to home school me, but she ...the whole conversation been nothing but one big joke at his expense? But he'll worry ... heading home. I have to help my Mama cook dinner this evening," he says with a...

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Wanna get out of here?

...'t in Virginia. Then again, Emily might have been overwhelmed by Mama Ada anyway. "Mama's going to love you," he said anyway. Her eyebrows .... He stopped for a moment to wonder why he was even pushing that joke, but then dismissed it. "Ha. Maybe I'll have to just to see ... funny, but right now she wasn't sure how much more she could joke about relationships with him. "I don't know if it counts if I'...

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The Movie Project: November

... it, really. It doesn’t even spoil it when Ricky Gervais turns up and does his joke. You know, that one. The Ghost and Mrs Muir **** The almost unacceptably beautiful Gene Tierney, who ... Roberto Rosselini (not to be confused with Robert Rossen, Luc Besson, or Robert Bresson). Y Tu Mama Tambien The biggest box-office success in Mexican cinema history, apparently (though I’m betting it ...

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[One Shot] The Game They Play

... Kate is back again to share another oneshot. This one took me so long since I was still high on MAMA moments for a good few days. I mean why bother writing something fictional when we can enjoy the real thing ...think that he really did care. That perhaps he was too begin to be hers and hers only. What a joke that was. She laughed at herself to think of how gullibly naïve she was. Maybe she was too ...

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Luxotica's Next Top Model Cycle Ten Episode Eight

..., you all looked like crazy costumed up lesbians. Mama B. Slash is rull proud." "What does this ...God it feels good to end this with a joke." "Come on girl -- we gotta make our way to...some time still before the photoshoot and you know mama is hungry!" Shayla, outrageous as ever, voiced her ... ...you can't always end it on a joke Paige... "Good evening ladies. Tonight the judges are dressed...

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