Quick question for my geek peeps

One of my favorite comic book covers of all time from one of the best comic books of all time... Love & Rockets So during a casual response to my nun with gun post earlier today, a nagging question seized my caffeine addled brain: "If my life was a comic book... who would write and draw it?" (I know, and yet I can't figure out why I spend my nights alone;)) I jumped at some obvious ...