Fic: Modern Studies in Paederasty (11/12)

...shaking his head. "We will, ma'am. We already do," he added gently. "Well I can see that," Aureen sighed, stirring a pot on the stove, "I wouldn't let Dominic take up with a good-for-nothing layabout now, would I?" Billy blushed as he glanced at Dom, fidgeting with the silverware. "Well I don't know how much I'm good for, ma'am... I wasn't exactly raised in a mansion and perhaps my English isn't...

That's enough, John Mayer.

I was all set to be productive this afternoon, because somehow turkey dinner = Facebook vampire road trips, but now Dad is watching some Star Trek movie at deaf old man volume in the living room. I have to fiddle with Pandora for a while to calculate the proper setting to drown him out. I wandered out into the kitchen at around 6:30 this morning, dark-eyed and ravenous, to find Mom pulling a ...

Happy Yule Balls, omza_katiebell!

... somewhere deep within, under many troublesome layers. George stepped up without question whenever someone needed real support. He'd given Ron a job (" Move your lazy arse already and get behind the counter, layabout. "); he'd supported Ginny when she'd wanted to live alone for a while after her NEWTs and her first job hardly covered expenses for food (" But you better come over and do my laundry,...

... in breaf resonance of memory along a flowed moment. Slothed and after all this I decide that I am cold. I who choose, only in the assertment of my health can I achieve anything, craving lays and layabout sloutches for days and distear in a haze until in perfect phase, out of luck. Claim caves I'll reside for the rest of my nights to remind mine of fightslaid dear in the night. Clothed all of...

Slacker!

...Honestly, it's harder to care about the one last thing you have to do before you can relax. I mean, I already feel like I've done everything I need to do and have earned the chance to be a total layabout, as is my natural inclination...but NO. Not quite yet. Once you finish this one last enormous project, but until then... That's the thing. It's not even that big. Yeah, it's 15-20 pages, but with...

That's numberwang?

... all the other numbers. Beloved by all but a bit of a nuisance. Six Female. Like the big sister of a friend, I would imagine. Cool and suave and sexy. Gets on very well with four. Seven Male. Layabout troublemaker who needs to get his act together. Gets on very well with three who he treats like a princess (I think there might be a 'ten' thing going on here) Eight Female. A bitch who likes ...

Ow my brain

... that is sorely lacking in mothers. Carly's father is existing, if absent but no mention is ever made of her mother, who I presume is dead. Sam's mother is never seen and alluded to be a whoring, drinking layabout. Freddie's mom is a single, overprotective mom who had a GPS chip put into Freddie's head when he was an infant and give him tick baths. Yeah. And it isn't even a Disney show. Is it ...

Nott's not used to Mun's Procrastination

.... Half done Icons and a half written App isn't enough and you know it. I know, I know, you have issues on your issues blah blah blah whatever. I thought I was meant to be the Lazy layabout in this partnership? Stop putting yourself down and finish app already. ...And maybe find me an oc friendly dressing room to practice in, let me have some fun before to send me to that game. - Nott Lovell

Sampson and Delilah

.... Despite its title it bears no resemblance to the biblical story. It’s about two kids, young teenagers in a community in the central desert. Samson, (ROWAN McNAMARA) is a petrol-sniffing layabout who would play music if only his brother would let him. He fancies Delilah, (MARISSA GIBSON) who looks after her grandmother – played by her real life grandmother, MITJILI GIBSON – and helps her with ...

did someone ask for more hairdressers au? (excuse for meme)

..., when it suddenly occurred to me, "Oh, so that's why Donna is hanging around and thus able to flirt with Toby ." Also, this assumes the following background knowledge: Jack is pretty much a professional layabout. He inherited a shit ton of money from his dead parents. He used half of it to set up a charity in their honor and uses the other half of it to prance around town being the Jack we ...