Third Seat Dispute-Uki/Sen/Kiy-PG15 part 1

... with ever widening intervals between their spats. When they first were promoted together, Sentaro and Kiyone argued nonstop. "Will he be all right?" asked Kiyone. "Of course he will, what kind of a lamebrain question is that?" "It's a perfectly NATURAL question, imbecile! Can't you shut that trap of yours for more than five minutes?" "I can keep quiet longer than YOU can motor mouth!" "Then ...

The Five of Two "3"/1; the Doctor, Jamie, Victoria; G

...'s the ticket." He disapppeared through a hidden door in the wall paneling. "Useless idiot!" shouted the Doctor, pounding his forehead on the surface of the president's desk. "Aye, how'd such a lamebrain get elected?" growled Jamie. "Not him, me!" said the Doctor. "I should have gone to the First Lady straight away." He set off for the door to the outer office, in that inefficient, roundabout ...

... difficult to figure out that a 47-paged document will make a gargantuan PDF file when scanned? I know, I know. I promised not to be whiny here, but tis is really funny. What kind of lamebrain expects to create a reasonable sized PDF out of 47 real life sheets? On another note, I'm drafting a document that establishes a collegiate decision organ. I wasn't told how many members this committe must ...

FIC: IN WHICH PROTO DOES LAUNDRY

... his scarf, and so, not content to do things the girly and old-fashioned way, he’d developed a… unique method for washing it. “Okay, you robo-twits! Line up!” “Hey, Proto Man, why are we—” “Quiet, lamebrain. Okay, everybody, arms out. Wave Man!” “Proto Man, I really don’t—” “Next! Bubble Man?” “Um…um, Proto Man, why are you taking our—” “Hey, Proto Man, where’s your scarf?” “Proto Man, why are...

Rent-a-twat of the week.

.... For the record, he's this Tory MEP who popped over the the USA to describe the NHS as a "60 year mistake" which is on the verge of total collapse, much to the glee of all the usual lamebrain rightwingers. This is one of those things with MEPs. I mean, who the hell are half these overpaid goons we chuck over to Brussels? I think there are about 80 of them, and I'd struggle to name more than 5. ...

In hell's he doin'?" She was still standing—staring across the Rift. Dwer.

... , reverence Touch-Up Kit , upend Avandia , dream L-Tryptophan , foggy Neurontin , bread Periactin , hinder Shoot , victimize Levitra , negligible Premarin , freezing Amantadine , toil Phosphatidylserine , lamebrain Pilocarpine , idle Citalopram , deserving And the other had been socked several days ago. She also had a bruise on her throat and her hand held a tall cool glass of amber ...

IMC Firstborn Illustration -- play-by-play part 3

... Then I painted it again, took a step back, rubbed it out.  Then I went to the liquor store. I came back with three bottles of wine and set them out for all to share.  I was a lamebrain and didn't get any cups, but people improvised and surmounted that challenge.  I wasn't the first to bring something to share.  Mr. Mark Scheff had been generously offering people pours from his bottle of whiskey ...

"I feel you, dude. That stuff tastes like crap."

... (whenever Barry actually appears); had this in mind for ages, then decided to name it early since the "lamebrain" term was used in a line during the dub of the first Iron Island episode, if I'm not mistaken... and it's very interchangeable. Barry IS a lamebrain, Conway is lame since he's a nerd but also very brainy because of that. DPGSshipping: Ash x Paul x...

Tea-Bagging 2009

Easily one of the most amusing news stories I've EVER seen. Just when you think there's no more humor in the republican party since George W. Bush left office, they find a bandwagon of stupidity, and a truck load of morons to support. Both within and outside of the news media. Glenn Beck, never liked you, and every time you open your pie hole, I hate you more and more. Rush Lamebrain Jr.

A Couple of Witty Banter

...yes… I mean, I don’t know! No, you know what? Just shut up. Don’t talk to me.” “Well, I’m not the one that said that we were in the middle of some deep, man-to-man discussion, you lamebrain!” “Don’t steal my girl’s insult!” Robin shoved me by my shoulders. “Don’t go touching me!” I said, shoving him back, even though I couldn’t help feel a little flutter in my stomach. “Don’t go accusing me of...