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Just kidding

Elína and Randvér have arrived. Randvér is settling in well, food being a high priority. Elína on the other hand seems to feel a need to explore and is quite the jumper, even for a goat...Randvér gets quite upset when she abandons him. Pictures soon, too tired now.

On the subject of... ehm, whom am I kidding?

Greetings everyone; It's indeed a great honour to appear here after, ehm, 1,5 year? And address you as if nothing has happened and start to whine about life in general and some of its aspects in particular, because that is what the LJ is for. OK. To keep the matters simple. Still working in the same place as before. My students being no better than before and me being no better teacher. ...

you're kidding.

it's 8 clock on a saturday and i'm refusing to go to sleep. Anyways, I got kicked out of the room because I had the light on, but what about being a positive influence. I'm trying to find something to do in a town that is not mine, so I soak up my surroundings in my new room. concentrated on glass bottles and corking devices, things that keep our minds off of work and play. Something fruitful but...

Day Twenty: Are You Kidding Me?

I opened my eyes woozily to see Edward standing over me, looking alarmed. "What happened?" I croaked. "You fell," Edward said. "You got up, you tripped and then you hit your head on the next table."

You've got to be kidding me

Do you really, really, honestly think this is fair? Like, couldn’t you and your friends come up with a less traumatizing plot for me? Hadn’t Breaking Dawn proved anything to you in terms of how close Charlie and I have gotten? I mean, I understand that awful woman basically wrote out my mother and all, but Renee is important to me too and now you’re planning to take them away? Oh god, and like ...

You're Kidding Meme

YOU'RE KIDDING or Why They Should/Shouldn't Reproduce 1. Post a comment with your character. 2. Comment around to other characters with possible child-rearing scenarios. 3. Respond with a short, IC drabble and/or action post tackling this scenario. 4. Bonus points for suggesting strange co-parents. 5. Even more points for writing "I'm pregnant/you're a father/we're having a baby/shit I ...

"literary" = you got to be kidding...

So I'm sitting at Cup O' Joes and typing away like mad at my NaNoWriMo novel, and having a casual conversation with someone next to me, who says, "hey, y'know, Thurber House does workshops, you should check it out..." For those who don't know, Columbus was the hometown for James Thurber (and if you don't know who he was, shame on you). Thurber House is his old home, converted into historical ...

Fic: Sims: A Love Story

...came very close to titling this "Jazz Hands". :) “Was this your nanna’s?” Vince asked, dropping down onto the flower-patterned green coverlet spread across Howard’s bed. “Yes.” “Oh, really? I was only kidding.” He had been. He smiled to prove it, but really he hadn’t stopped smiling since they’d gotten there. No… since they’d left the zoo. Or since Howard had had his little outburst and said ...