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...m related to a heck of a lot of people. I recently found out I was related to a maths teacher at my school. But that's because of my particular religious sect. Mum and dad are both Kuchi Khoja Shia Ithnasheris, and they boast about this a lot. Apparently I should be very proud of this fact too. It's considered desirable to marry within the same sect. It has caused inbreeding. I met the children of...