IF ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY NOT A PUSSY

So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto ...

Hello Sweets

...dinner. Aoi ignored Ryouhei as he happily walked over to the door, opened it, then walked around him. “So I guess you want a camera phone ne?” “Hey! I’ve been waiting here for like ever!” Ryouhei jumpedup and walked in after Yumehito hating to be second to Aoi. He shoved Yumehito out of his way and ran over to Aoi who was flipping through a magazine on the sofa. “Aoi! We need to talk!” “...

The devil went down to Georgia He was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind 'Cause he was way behind And he was willin' to make a deal When he came upon this young man Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot And the devil jumped Up on a hickory stump And said boy let me tell you what I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player too And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with ...