RFH - 2009-11-30

... traditional robes. Cheated Desserts If all went according to plan, Gina, Joe, and the children were to spend Thanksgiving with The Sainted Mary Claire at the Motorhome Roundup in Zion's National Park. Unfortunately, Jonesie's appendectomy threw off the plan and Joe was forced to make an emergency Thanksgiving meal. He went out and got himself a last minute ham. What kind of ham? It was from The ...

RFH - 2009-11-02

...Boyfriend-Meetin'-Toupee! What more do you want?" I'm So Grateful For That. 'Preciate Ya. Last Friday, F.O.P Lisa called in and read Gina the riot act. Gina decided not to just rush home to Jonesie and Li'l Mohamed, who were feeling under the weather. Later, Lisa felt bad and called to apologize. Just after Lisa hung up the phone Gina said, "Kids are number one!" Bill was curious as to how Amanda...

RFH - 2009-10-20

... just make some well-placed cuts and rips in the costume. It'll fit AND look great. As for the two little children, Jonesie is going as a dalmatian puppy. Gina wanted her to be a princess, but Jonesie would have none of it. Gina wanted to dress Li'l Mohamed up in the wolf costume from Where The Wild Things Are, ...

RFH - 2009-09-23

... The woman noticed the cat and called authorities.  The cat is recovering and seems to be in good health. The cat taper is Boner of the Day. The Great Beyond Since Joe is out of town, Gina and Jonesie were watching Dancing With The Stars.  During the show, all of the men were lined up as the camera panned past each one.  As Donnie Osmond came into frame he gave a, "Hi Mom!"  Gina was ...

RFH - 2009-04-13

... From Watching You This weekend, Gina and Jonesie attended an Easter egg hunt.  During the event, Jonesie informed Gina that she needed to go potty.  There was no potty around.  Gina told Jonesie that she would have to go outside. ... They found some bushes and Gina showed Jonesie how to pee outside.  After she was finished, Jonesie proclaimed, "That was so fun!"  Gina's Sign-off ...

Jonesie

Is back home, none-the-worse for wear. I feel better, knowing that we have a tentative diagnosis - the worry was stressful.

When It Becomes Everything

... grin. “Well,” he replied as deadpan as he could muster, “If I were a robot, Torchwood would be the last place I’d go.” “Ah,” interjected Owen, “But that makes it the perfect place to hide, Jonesie. You’re twisty and sneaky enough to use that kind of logic.” “In the interest of national security,” Jack’s wink was obvious, “I do believe I’m going to have to check you for seams, Ianto Jones.”...

RFH - 2009-08-17

... begin normally, with Kerry, Bill, and Gina performing as impeccably as the F.O.Ps have come to expect.  Gina failed to warn Kerry and Richie that today was the first day of school for Festus and Jonesie.  It's only once a year! I Don't Smell Anything On their way to Disneyland, Bill, Mrs. Bill, and Little Mrs. Bill stopped in Mesquite.  They asked for a room near the pool.  Unfortunately ...

Home alone and bored again - it must be Monday night. News came from Andrew at work in High Wycombe (aka The Other Side of London) today - the office is moving to Newbury (think Jonesie and her A-34s). I guess it's good that we found this out before we started looking at buying houses in High Wycombe though. However, as a contractor, he apparently doesn't get any relocation costs, although the FAQ...

Was now late in the day but they didn't want to sleep in.

Indeed. " "Be reasonable Jonesie. " Finch's spectacles threw back the light obscuring his eyes. "Don't throw it all away. We're your friends. We want to help you. " Paul's breath grew short. Finch's voice seemed to pull at him. "But. . . . " "I know you've had a bad time " the small man said. "You've been confused. Felt like you were going mad even. You just need rest. Sleep. We'll take care of ...