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Jokes only an English major could love

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The Seattle Seven

... expanded to 10 (with Erica Bauermeister, Carol Cassella, and Maria Semple), then lost one (Barbieri is on sabbatical from the group), and has solidified into a nine-person steering committee (or as Stein jokes, “the tribal council”). They decided the Seattle 7 moniker had a nice enough ring that they wanted to keep it. “It sounds a little subversive,” winks Bakke (Miss Alcott’s E-mail), who, by ...

6 types of annoying co-workers

... wears way too much cologne or perfume or, they have wicked B.O., in which case they don't wear enough.   #5.)   The Cracker :   This is the guy who's always cracking jokes, cracking his knuckles, popping his chewing gum, or clanking spoons in his coffee cup.   #6.) The Tapper : This is the guy who spends every meeting tapping away at his smart phone.    (Yahoo Hot...

Who am I the lovechild of?

...it up because it'll make me a stronger person, mom would hug me and tell me it's okay. 23. What pick-up line did one of your parents use when they met? No clue but I know my father told a million jokes that night and it charmed my mom. Yeah ..my dad...goofy guy when he's out ..just don't piss him off. 24. From 1-10 (10 being the highest), how bad would you like to throw shoes at your parents?  ...

Country Feedback, parts 16-epilogue (Heroes - Elle/Sylar - NC17)

... skin. “Ow!” Elle exaggerates. “You could have tested it on a tree or something. Or Claire.” The cheerleader actually snorts at this and Bennet’s mouth turns even more into a scowl. “Fair’s fair,” Peter jokes, looks her in the eye in a way that lets her know that all‘s forgiven. It‘s familiar, and she suddenly realizes in that moment how much he really does look like Gabriel. “Right, Elle?” “I...

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Женщина звонит в турфирму: - Здравствуйте. Я бы хотела заказать у вас самый дорогой тур в Австралию. Менеджер (бодро): - Здравствуйте!!! Конечно-конечно, обслужим по высшему разряду. Каталоги привезем на дом. Как вы будете платить, наличными или кредитной карточкой? Женщина: - Ой, вы знаете, у меня ведь нет денег! Менеджер (грубо): - До свидания! - Просто деньги у мужа... - И снова ...

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В агентстве «Святой Петр» жителю рая предложили туристическую путевку в ад. Он решил, что это интересно и не ошибся. Две недели веселился, не помня себя: вино, женщины, музыка. Вернувшись, стал проситься в ад на постоянное жительство. Отпустили. Только приехал в ад - его сразу на сковородку. - Как же так? - кричит он. - Не надо путать туризм с эмиграцией.

→ because pokémon is everywhere these days ...

sabbato TXT: So dead. sabbato TXT: I want to shoot myself it's so dead cabbit_kitten UNDEAD, I CHOOSE YOU. ZOMBIE ATTACK, GO. ZOMBIE ATTACK IS USED ON THE PEOPLE OF THE STORE. ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE.

very important jokes

... no matter how many times I see that it WILL make me laugh! There's absolutely nothing wrong with that joke, it's perfect. It will always be funny. It will never get old. Which brings me on to other perfect jokes... my man claims that the best joke in the world is this one, which I told him, after I heard it from my uncle Jim: Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? A: Because if he lifts it up...