Everyone! Are you an internet nerd? Are you really? Have you REALLY seen the whole internet? Oh yeah? Well then. Test your geeky mettle by watching the music video to Weezer's new song, "Pork and Beans". It features a collection of internet celebrities and, in the words of Albinoblacksheep.com, "If you can name everything from in the video from the ...
... for THAT is my laptop refuses to pick up my wireless router's internet signal, for whatever reason, and WoW is way too intense to run on my mother's (internet capable) eight year old, 448 MB of RAM, crappy, eMachines computer. What... a place to write the shit that nobody cares about.) God bless the Internet and all things capable of accessing it. That means YOU, Wii, you...
... call it Bella Scrumptious. Chocolate: What what, in my heart. Hot Dogs: For the obvious. Pizza: Because it's the ultimate teenager date food. Italians totally know what they're doing. Besides, have you SEEN what guys do with pizza on the Internet? You'd think it belongs in this list too. Chocolate Strawberries: These things are automatically sexy. Don't even try to deny it.
... thing be, you ask? (It's not nearly as colorful as the adjectives suggest. I'm just a sucker for alliteration.) I'm going to make LISTS! Yes, lists. For nothing is as popular on the internet as lists. Except, perhaps, polls and pornography. But I'm being excessive for the sake of alliteration again. Lists. A list of lists. Top 10 Lists, to be precise. Why the number 10? I find it engagingly ...
...have doodled a doodle. It's me as a neko/cat/soup ingredient, whatever you like to call them. :3 Whoa! Just a second. Wh-wha? Who are you? o_O I am the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Internet. You just used the smiley ":3". ........Yes. Yes I did. What's your problem with this? *nervous look* (Sorry about this interruption, folks..) Well, there's nothing wrong with THAT smiley, but don't use ...