It's called 'bath room' because it reads like it was born with a chunder into the shitter. It was a slow day at the store. It was a dark and windy night… Superb-Mart was like the Japanese version of Wal-Mart and it sucked that two woman [sic ;)] were at the slow end of the store. Just so we get this clear… Wal-Mart = America Superb-Mart = Japan Mart = Pokémon One ...
...you can give a guy on your wedding night. Do you want to give him a bare stem and thorns? 2) Here is your heart (holds up heard cut out red construction paper). Now let's imagine you fall in love (insert air quotes) and give it, and your body, to a guy. But then he breaks it. (tears off a piece of the heart). Continue until heart is in pieces. Then take construction paper and try to tape it back ...
.... They just opened a new Burger King less than 3 blocks from my house. I love burger king. Its in my top 3 favorite fast food places, and now I don't have to go clear across town for it any more! (insert whine here) I can't believe how many times while I was out yesterday I had to tell myself I did not need to run through the closest McD's, Sonic, Burger King, Wendys, KFC, or Taco Bell. It was a ...
... free ticket to London but apparently, he lands in America. He meets Jin, who might or might not help him go home (or fall in love) gyelle9 - AKAME, based on manga Seven Days, [insert name here], who's immensely popular, has the odd habit of going out with anyone who asks him out first at the beginning of the week, then promptly dumping them at the end of it... aikarei ...
Genre : IDM Year : 2009 Bitrate : 320 Kbps Time : 01:10:04 Tracklist : 01. Remember Now 7:26 02. X Insert 6:03 03. A Computer 9:02 04. One Movie 3:46 05. Bit Loop Eddie 7:54 06. 15th Of July 5:16 07. Hacker IP 4:18 08. DNA Conflict 6:16 09. Ous 8:57 10. Space Formula 3:35 download
...around the hard core ghetto in the middle of the night. Dumbass. Hey, ever heard of CRIME STATISTICS? Oh, that's right, hippies don't believe that crime happens, either. Because we're ALL good at heart! /insert flowery music here This guy will have a wake up call one day. He's apparently not had a ghetto experience yet, but he will. How much you wanna bet he lives in EAV on someone's couch? ...
... they play Regarding Margie. And possibly Kill Gil, because it pisses me off that much. Burning Question: So, when are we going to see Kanchanaburi Jones? I was going to ask why we don't see American (insert random Asian movie here), but wasn't that the Depareted? And the Ring. And the Grudge. And there's a rumor about a Kontroll remake, but that's a (condescending voice) ruuu-mor. I thought of ...
Found on iTunes searching on Adam's name. WAT WHO THE HELL'S REAL BIO DID THEY STEAL? ETA: MYSTERY SOLVED: It is Adam LAMBERG. GOOGLE FAIL, CHEAP IPHONE APP MAKER. ADD YOUR OWN FUN "FACTS" ABOUT ADAM IN THE COMMENTS! OKAY PEOPLE MACRO-BAIT BLANK TEMPLATE UNDER THE CUT. INSERT YOUR OWN FAVORITE ADAM BIO
... just utterly glorious. The Forth was flat and shiny, dawn was putting a bright metallic edge on the clouds; the land was scattered black speckled with streetlamps, and the Bridges strings of jewels over the water. Insert purple prose here: it really was worth the ticket just for this bit (and, as always, to have earned it made it better, like a cup of tea after a hike). Up and over the Bridge,...
