Death Defying Acts by irrelevant [amnesty 2008, not happening challenge]

... blue, sunshine poured out like drunk-lavish bourbon, and there’s a total lack of invading aliens trying to kill John, which he totally appreciates. ... the rock in front of him tilts hard to starboard. He must’ve whacked his head harder than he thought; he’s seeing two of McKay,...We haven’t exchanged more than ten words at a time in a month!” “You got a wild hair and decided that at some point must I...

TRANSCRIPT: S01E04 - The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum

...: And you're being a total drama vampire. Look, forget about Ben,...'s gonna set ya back a month! Rendezvous Point Diner. Twenty minutes later...you think the Middlemobile is a total gas guzzler? THE MIDDLEMAN: I'll...this to themselves? She was a total plastic surgery victim. IDA: Just you.... I'm not gonna get whacked in the back by some TV...was a tool! He was a total rich entitled mondo dismo and ...

The Foretelling, 2/?

... Remus desperately wanted to ask him why he was being a total arse, but refrained, counting on James to pick up on it...rubbing the bruise Remus had given him, he saw Sirius’ glower. “Whacked with a broom this morning, Sirry?”   Sirius just stood...clouding his conscience.   “I thought your time of the month was over,” said Peter.   “Shove off,” said Remus.   ...

Rant-a-lol-o-gy

... There was a hotel resort roof fire in Vegas late last month. Pretty serious stuff, though nobody got hurt. Then like a ... Americans are conditioned since birth to automatically assume these people are whacked-out conspiracy-theory nutjobs, and to dismiss outright whatever they may...you've got other things to do, is a complete and total waste of your valuable time and ultimately your life. Obviously ...

Title: Cupcake Land. 12/13 (finished fic. total word count: 95,441) Chapter Twelve word count: 10,442 Authors:  ladydreamer and... time to go!"   "Oh, come on, one more try? I almost whacked all the moles this time!" Justin whined, but went when she pulled him... do it."   " Cool ! Also, when I get there next month, we should get someone to make a video interview with you so we ...

FIC: "Taking Matters Into Hand", Gino, Vito, and Augusto Corlioni; Elisa Contadino, Violetta Sanzio

... onto his leg. Gino scrambles out of the way to avoid getting whacked in the head. “We’re twelve,” he points out. “We can’... “Offered nothing. I made you come.” Kim interrupts them with the total, and Vito hands over a wadded ten, still glaring at Gino. “...Mama’s boy,” Vito accuses. “Vito,” Violetta calls. Gino watches his month-older brother freeze, eyes darting around the room. “Gino. Dinner. ...

She's got an old death kit she's been meanin' to use

... which is really pleasing. Earlier this month on Xavier's 5th birthday I .... I have increased my assist total by one each season since we ...which is really pleasing. Earlier this month on Xavier's 5th birthday I.... I have increased my assist total by one each season since we...a pass from Stephanie Altergott and whacked it into the back of the...stopping another 17 shots for a total of 30 saves. She froze the...

..., giving Dean the twinkly eye. Sam whacked him on the shoulder. "Dude." "...ve put up with us for a month now, and I know at least ... denial, they were broke. The last month of being holed up with Bobby ... up in this place for a month -- I need something to do, man...." "I'll be two minutes. Total waste of ten bucks..." The tent ..."Something like that, I guess." "A month, right? Until January." "S'all I'...

Huddy fic : Pink

...the timeline the show has given us as I could be, considering how whacked out their version is anyway, lol. Also some present parts are ... which. I'll be away and unable to write for the next month or so, so this is my parting gift. Reviews and comments are ... her hips swaying and his eyes tracking her every move. Not a total failure then, just an aborted attempt. He smiled slightly as she disappeared...

FIC: Lake Effect (1/2) - Complete

...Sam (gen) Disclaimer: not mine, damn it. Word Count: 14,866 total (parts one and two) Summary: Pre-series. Perception of our own ... of the small cabin they’d been calling home for over a month. Stupid stinking Mancelona. No girls, no kids, no video games. Not ...brain. Then a verse all in fart-y, raspberry noises, while he whacked passing trees with a stray stick he’d picked up. He didn...