My Clit is Bigger than Your Dick

It's my third month in financial planning.  I'm learning tons of stuff, including how to pronounce all the Korean and Indian names of all the IBMers we serve.  And, as the field is primarily dominated by males, I am learning how to keep my eyes from rolling around in my head. The broker/dealer we clear though is independent, meaning we get to pick and choose products that work best for our clients...