Zen Humor

This Made Me Laugh A senior teacher at a temple is teaching the monks when an earthquake hits.  The teacher calmly gathers the panicking students and takes them to the kitchen, which is the strongest room in the building.  When the earthquake stops, the teacher has a drink and says to the class:  "Here you se the benefit of Zen training.  While you students panicked, I was able to act ...

FWD - Emailorama

... signing on to your email account to get your daily dose of funny. All you have to do is click the link below and you will be instantly whisked away into the world of Fwd: email humor. Wal-Mart Application This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny.........you gotta love it!!! NAME: George...

Email Funnies

This were sent to me in an email and they made me laugh. Hence, I post them here for your amusement and/or disdain ;) THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE ....BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: (1) Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. (2) I thought that I could love ...

G4 commercials

Ok... these are probably not work safe and not for those of you who dislike dark humor. These are the promos for the G4 channel. My favorite is the guinea pig one. Click For guinea Pig Click For the Deer Click For Butterfly Click For the Monkey - REALLY not work safe Oh yeah, and one of these days I'll actually feel up to posting on a regular basis again.

... to Griffith, Knotts carried in his shirt pocket the one bullet he was allowed after shooting himself in the foot. The constant fumbling, a recurring sight gag, was typical of his self-deprecating humor. Knotts, whose shy, soft-spoken manner was unlike his high-strung characters, once said he was most proud of the Fife character and doesn't mind being remembered that way. His favorite episodes, ...

Humor for YOu Ultimate Showdown It will put your panties in a wad.

...x) Blazing Saddles *** Dated and requires you like that style of humor (x) Airplane ***** Dated but hilarious - it still makes me ROFLMAO (x...this one (x) Young Frankenstein *** A Bit slow with subtle humor - good saturday afternoon movie (x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron ... Story ** Has some really good parts but most of the humor is trite and the plot is sooooooooooooooo predictable. (x) Universal ...

Woohooo! I have...

...A sense of humor. Umm, that's news to me ;) the Cutting Edge (52% dark, 60% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things...

Damn!!!

... You might have sen him on his half hour Comedy Central Presents special. Or various other appearances. If you have never heard of him, you are truly missing out. He is (WAS :( hilarious. With the kind of intelligent humor many comedians cannot do. Below is a link or two that have the story of his death and some clips to watch. http://slate.msn.com/id/2118223/ http://www.mitchhedberg.net/