... me to read, while I watched you sleep… and by sleep I mean do a pretty good impression of a turnip.”   He’d come by to check on her? Her breath caught as he leaned over her to grab the ... it either.” He muttered, turning back to the counter, setting down his plate, the conversation suddenly losing its humor.   “But… but we’re dating!” She said dismayed. Oh god, they had to be dating… or she’d ...

The Swedes Can Cook!?

There are those of you out there who find humor in everything.   This article may not be for you.   While I am told I am quite humorous, I take food ...of the weather, a lot of traditional Swedish dishes are light on vegetables.   However those evil little tubers rutabaga and turnip do appear quite frequently.   In fact, the rutabaga is native to Sweden and is even called “swede” at times in...

Sick

... Being sick is never convenient, and I know this self-evident to anyone with an IQ above that of a turnip, but I half think if I spell it out and see how ludicrous it is to try and ignore the warning... maybe I will be less inclined to fight against them next time. Yeah, I know it's bullshit, but humor me. Part of me has wondered at times if anyone has done any studies to see if the utilization of ...

Highly Advanced And Scientific

... meaning. There is no such thing as randomness. As such, there is no such thing as humor from randomness. This is our belief and policy. Your online community of gbdb is qualified to ... / commercials until it is irremovably buried into our skulls and we are left utterly brainwashed / zombified. "Turnip." Most people do not eat vegetables. This is a painful reminder of how our negative choices in...

by north United States of tuna.

...the Roze rem by north United States of tuna. In these relations, a turnip, that which it may actually located, and deplorable. Here is the ... such as guest, and in music that exists simply for the surreal humor of 2007. By voting yes, you know what a movie! : A... spicing up of an insomniac chatting with Abraham Lincoln as sidekick, a turnip, that actually exist, but that's what i rememver from age 4 ...

original by quiet_rebel

...finger jabbed at the scar. "Hit me right here." "If a six-foot golem had hit you on the turnip, it'd have turned your brains into jelly." "You calling me a liar, Winchester?" There was laughter in ..., Bill. I'll see you around." Harvelle frowned, big face creasing, but he let John out in good humor. The roof sign clicked off as John made his way across the parking lot to the Impala, and then the ...

How to be a cult industrial project

... lords in the very castle you are describing, rather than the turnip farmers they obviously were. 7) discuss your philosophy of life, ... despite being, unlike crowley, completely devoid of a sense of humor. repeatedly use words like "essence" and "transcends", without regard for... germany, austria, or switzerland, you have no sense of humor, and your "operations" will always reflect this. if you are ...

FIC: Breaking Down The Walls (Gundam Wing)

... to other people/companies. I'm broke, so sueing me would be like trying to squeeze blood from a turnip. Notes: Some of the characters in this fic may seem OOC. Not beta'd so all screw ups are mine.... black emptiness that mirrored the hole Heero felt in his soul. Heero chuckled, a bitter sound devoid of any humor. "Hell, I don't even know what it feels like. When I'm totally....in that place, it's ...