Quotes, Dead Planet Edition

...between an expense paid trip to Dubai for a week or getting good and drunk with ZsaZsa at the Polo Lounge one afternoon, I'd choose ZsaZsa. At least she's an old whore with a sense of humor, and I'd get to wake up in L.A. instead of that Arab hellhole. -- Karen Zipdrive, distributorcap NY, comments Didn't Spock save the universe like eleventy hojillion times in multiple alternate timelines? Spock...

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Quotes, Yellow Sky Turning Blue Edition

..., I simply respond, "Fine. Then what do "EVENING" and "MORNING" mean?" That shuts them up. -- Mike in Maine, Pharyngula, comments But what I originally wanted to bring up is the hilarious sense of humor the writer "J" had. You mention that YHWH (LORD) created Eve as an "afterthought." But BEFORE that, YHWH created the beasts "from the ground" to find Adam a HELP MEET! Failing to find a "help ...

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november 2009 open theme month: quotes

*April 2009 Theme* Quotes Take this quiz, and post what result you get!: http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_american_accent_do_you_have The West- Your accent is the lowest ...know people. I love having fun and I'd like to think that I have a pretty good sense of humor. I'm sarcastic, laidback, genuine and compassionate. I'm probably the most impatient person alive and also the laziest ...

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Mix/me

...going to try and break me, so... it might be a while. ^^;; But if I had to pick two quotes from what we've skimmed: The story is the characters. (His job is to come up with fun people,.... I love the moments of soul-shivering awesome , in the true sense of the word. And I love the humor. ♥ Non-Japanwise, I am watching Castle, NCIS and NCIS:LA. Castle continues to be sweet and fun and YAY ...

Tags: studying kyoto manga op: random squee body & health tv whee~! japanese friends op: fanning one piece

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(Bones/SPN) The Levitating Bones in the Sewer for strangevisitor7

... : Through season 1 of Supernatural, through episode 5.01 of Bones Warnings : Cuss words? Lame attempts at humor? Disclaimer : Supernatural and Bones belong to their respective creators. A/N : Thanks to my beta/bestie ... two feds? They are gone too. We’ve been tricked.’ No one could see Booth’s air quotes in the dark, but they caught the drift from his tone. ‘How did you know they weren’t ...

Tags: rating:g pg pg13 exchange:fall09 fandom: supernatural

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Today's Tweets

.... # 15:51 RT @mikesansone: .@PaulaWhite - Yes, the humor of Disney was also a big plus. #HappyBirthdayWalt... # 00:06 RT @MythBusters: So many great quotes, I'm annoyed I didn't start a #... RT @MythBusters: Literally LOL'ing at your quotes -- "I reject your reality..." so far #1 answer... a second, we've got some frakkin quotable quotes - ha! < a href=" http://twitter.com/RJBailey/statuses/...

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small dicks are the new white after laborday

... door of my subconscious. It actually picked me up from out of bed. How much exposure to adult humor does it take for a person to grovel at the knees for mercy? I’ve just spent the ... for this unbalanced feeling ive had lately. I turned to news forums, then to popular slogans, histories best quotes, and seventeen magazine. The magazine part was a lie, but as for the others; ive decided that I ...

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Look at the subtle -> PENSIEVE

... he needed. As an adult he finds it hard to interact with others and usually talks statistics or quotes Star Trek instead of talking about so-called “real life”. Actually, yeah, he was talking statistics ... though he usually is a very level-headed character who speaks little and has more of a dry humor. Finally his loyalty towards Lisa was destroyed by the fact that she was more weapon then human, ...

Tags: term 18; sorting application

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Regular Application

... a rather mocking/sarcastic and dark sense of humor) Negative Adjectives : Critical (of both myself and others,...Twilight , certain other artists/shows/etcs, toilet humor, willful ignorance, bigotry, when people whine but never ... it, I forgot to put "finding/remembering quotes" in the "things I'm not so good... : Serious, but with a sense of humor. Knowledge or Strength : Knowledge Lover or Fighter :...

Tags: needs votes!

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From Twitter 12-02-2009

...don't know if it makes it better or worse that sometimes I tell the person on the phone that I'm making air quotes. 20:38:36 : I'm sitting at 499 Facebook friends. #500 will get a gift of negligible value. 20:41:46 : Surrealist humor stolen from Dan Piraro. http://post.ly/E05F 21:04:05 : I take some small solace from the fact that I'm ...

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