Dreamwidth

I am now at Dreamwidth ! As hradzka, natch. I figure, I'm the only person in the history of the internet who's used this username, so I might as well keep it up. Mind you, I'm doing precisely jack with it at the moment, and have yet to get around with transferring stuff, but hey, man, I'm there.

Online Poetry

... a while. Then we die. Our mothers we kill at the moment of birth. We poison the goats on which we are nursed. We poison the nanny whose hand gets too near. Even a monster needs something to fear. And that's why they keep us. They need us, you see. Even monsters have monsters. The freakshows, like me. The loneliest creature, the poisonous gnome -- so look your fill. Then leave me alone. --Hradzka

yes, this does make me feel better

Look! Pictures of my dog! This is my dog. Her name is Cigarette. For the new people, her name is Cigarette because when I was a kid we had a dog of that name. Which we had because when my father was a kid, he got to name a puppy from the litter of a dog that belonged to a friend of the family. He had just seen the film version of Ouida's UNDER TWO FLAGS. Cigarette is a camp follower and ...

ficlet: "The Girl of His Dreams" (PG-13), SLEDGE HAMMER!/SCC

So I invited people to tell me their favorite stories I never wrote as an excuse for me to write a corresponding drabble ( cyano , I'm still workin' on yours), and cmar_wingnut stepped up in style: The bed romantically strewn with ammo was a nice touch in your amazing Hammer/Cameron love scene! ...SLEDGE HAMMER! crossover with TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES. Okay, ...

A review of John Ringo's Paladin of Shadows series

h/t boogieshoes http://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html?format=light I just about fell out of my chair, laughing.

New favourite away message - Jane can't talk to you right now. She's still recovering from Lol!porn.

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating wow, that's depressing. although, it does make one interesting assumption - it counts pets as an alternative food source, & other people in the house as other mouths to feed. What makes them think I'll eat my cat but not my housemates? Just saying, theoretically, I could survive a fair while longer. I have a lot of housemates, and my room has the ...

Quantitalkative Analysis

...carbonel 2 140 jarodrussell 1 141 major_clanger 1 142 blufive 1 143 mzmadmike 1 144 curiousalexa 1 145 hradzka 1 146 eck 1 147 ntlespino 1 148 epyon 1 149 jimf42 1 150 lcohen 1 151 tredecimal...

Before I actually hit the road, hey, consider giving a couple of dollars to the Jack and Te ramp fund if you can. It's being administered by hradzka here . More info via Liviapenn , more info via brownbetty . ... I remember being baffled by Seeing the Elephant (adult) when I was thirteen. Man. Te.

EngineKitty LOLcat contest: IT IS ON

For those just joining us, there is a kitten in my car engine. Fortunately, I have no work today, but this puts a crimp in my errand-running, and I have no idea how I'm getting over to hjcallipygian 's for dinner tonight. But my loss can be your gain! A book from my library (possibly H. Beam Piper's LITTLE FUZZY) to the LOLcat caption for EngineKitty. To enter, go here and leave your...

Choose your own adventure!

..., Tim, PG-13) Tim realizes it for the first time when he comes to cut Batman down with his micro-torch, after Robin's dealt with the Riddler and his hostages. Measured Out In Coffee Spoons by hradzka (Batman, Barbara and narrator, PG-13) I'm not going to spoil it for you. Just trust me on this: it's good . His face leers at me from the mirror while I shave. With Gladness And ...