All we're missing is the Surprise Cannibalism.

... something that oozes gross stuff that stinks. And then who'll be cleaning it up? You will be. Don't think that you won't.... do it, or else you get surprise accidental roadkill shambling through your house and messing up the carpets.  Apparently there's a market for this ... you, and is willing to continue payment in order to engage your services. THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO YOUR...

At the Parents for Christmas

Well I'm at my parents' house for Christmas. I had some yummy Christmas Lasagne that... a turkey, my parents are probably going to enlist me in cleaning up their house, and then I might just be able to clean up my ... a few times when it was in her house, and every night after we got it untill I...workers. Soon you have farms, hospitals, schools, emergency services, all sorts of stuff out there, and people...

Present for caomhnoiri

... bastard is in the medic dorms, which are much nicer with bigger rooms and better cleaning services. Jim sleeps on Bones' couch just as often as his own bed sees him. ... says again. "You have to go back to your house now, to your Mama, to your school. Your Mama'll...next three weeks finding random bits of paper around the house. In Bones' jeans, in between Bones' PADDs, under the...

...who I tell everything to). After cleaning up today and filling up 3...would also get paid for my services. I have made up a list...as my mother, who does do house cleaning, let me know), I ...a more traditional rotation-style enforced cleaning schedule (one person cleans the ... for the cleanliness of the house because I'm not sure ... to get overwhelmed with necessary cleaning of an overgrown space because it...

God Bless Us; EVERY ONE!!!

...a move on and fix breakfast and finish cleaning up. Then there's the door. Check ...got in the door here at Dad's house, she called his cell phone, asking where ..., since I'm disabled, I get Social Services to provide a service dog for me, ...to CVS and then to my Sifu's house. After getting my prescriptions, I sat outside,... getting my blankets from my Dad's house, washing them, and bringing them home. If...

Jericho: Hear The Trumpets

...had once been the wall to someone's house. He knelt down next to her and caressed...for that. Holing up in a nearby house might work, if he could keep himself ... about it now, so he focused on cleaning her up. The cut to her neck ... drying blood there. Once he was done cleaning those, he refolded the washcloth and started ..."Many more in the village require your services. I am not a priority," Sage replied...

Waiting For Forever, Part Two, J2, R

...thought maybe Jared could use her services; the kid didn’t seem to.... I’d hate to think cleaning and dry-walling is fun.” ...When a child is in a house with a… with someone who’s...but they lived in the same house, worked in the same mall and...not living in my parent’s house forever. I’ve got a ..., and a key to the house. “Family.” Mr. Alan, (dad) had ... room at my parent’s house.” “You can always stay here.”...

Star Trek/Mad Men crossover

... uh, pick up his dry cleaning.” “I don’t think so. Mr. Kirk’s dry cleaning is picked up Tuesdays and Thursdays....’t picking up his dry cleaning,” spits Janice. “But rest assured,... offer a full range of services. Our girls are trained specialists ... the car and enters the house, hangs up his hat and ... all day alone in this house. And I know you’re ... you can have a beautiful house and nice things to put ...

Happy Holidays, empressearwig!

...minutes before riding over to her house, he still managed to make it...and Jason told her that craft services was cooking up some really great...like she’s missing out. “Craft Services is suppose to have killer sloppy...they begin to walk to craft services together, trying to seem more ...As they get to the craft services table, Miley grabs a plate ...s seeing the fruits of her cleaning efforts. “I want you to ...

One Shot: Give You Back pt. 1 of 2

... slowly. “Am I in your house?” I was glad I’d ... it was parked behind my house when I got home from ... shoes before going into the house so I wouldn’t track ... just let himself into my house whenever he felt like it...heavy chemicals, the kind in cleaning products.” Eric pointed around the...of the road toward my house.” I explained to him, remembering...feeling of being paid for services rendered that weren’t a...