crude but effective. literally.

jnala has found a way to deal with poker opponents and pesky bystanders: I was playing the $1500 NLHE a couple days ago, and chatting with Molly. 14:30 A: "New table kinda sucks, no obvious hosers" 14:30 M: "ew" 14:45 A: "nm, identified a couple of targets" 15:05 M: "Nice. (Sorry, was outside washing horse cock.)" I burst out laughing at this. When I sit down again, the table ...

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BOOM.

my last couple of weeks have been very strangely Canada-centric. The Land of Poutine is somehow slowly taking over. to wit: • went to the Twins game last night; Canuck Justin Morneau provided the only run we got off the Bitch Sox starter, Javier Vasquez. things began looking grim, until Ozzie Guillen decided to empty his bullpen of interchangably mediocre pitchers one by one, and we tied it up ...

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Deep Thoughts

...... in which case it's fucking up the team already. -Blackhawks vs. Canucks: Hey, a fair fight! Now are these canucks armed with real weapons, or are they just like random-ass Canadians plucked off the street? Because if they are the latter, then a bloodthirsty Indian will spell the end of those hosers. Finally, I think we can all agree that the Maple Leafs are completely and totally fucked.

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000.1; app text

This is an journal for the polychromatic RP. If you were looking for it, way to have a sense of direction. If not, GTFO, hosers. Under the cut is some background info for McKay, for the unfamiliar or curious. [series] : Stargate Atlantis [character] : Rodney McKay [character history / background]: Born in Canada in 1968, Rodney McKay is a genius, an artist, and an unmitigated ...

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29skidoo

... down hill now, but look at the brite side: smoke will bcheep. Kinda wondered if junbug and shotgun wuz gonna get out wid parade, now wunder if they gonna get out hidin in a pine box. Member buoys Hosers trik o’ latrine storage, kep him alive 4a fu xtra. Gonna ba tense finish line; last plane out, mob wid lanterns and pitchforx on runway déjà vu. Doan say it kant happ here. Calldud me annuity ...

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Writer's Block: No Laughing Matter

What do you think is too serious to joke about? View other answers I couldn't possibly answer this any better than George Carlin answered it over a decade ago. Nothing is too serious to joke about. It's all about the spin you put on the joke, the emphasis, your exageration. Nuff said, hosers.

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Jobby Joberson

... have been preparing for several months now. It should be KILLER. Heh, a double entendre. Bonus! I miss Laine, Alan, Liz, Quint, Bob, Al, Lian, Joooolie and Roxy and I hope that they are all doing well. I totally miss you hosers. :) I don't have much else to say and I should probably go to sleep, I think I'm getting a cramp in my neck from laying down and typing on my lap. Irk! Adios, ya'll.

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Branching off - "Import(ing) Cultural Influences"

... both the ones who import cultural influences from outside the heathen world and make them home - but also those who stereotype the "heathen" title too far, making it into a "club of like minded hosers". Out of curiosity and for the sake of discussion, where are we drawing the lines on "outside the heathen world" on this one? I know some folks are narrowing focus to particular Germanic groups (...

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What's Prom Like?

... says: Then we have the annual eating-of-the-hay contest Julia says: then my expectations haven't been crushed Gluegun says: haha Julia says: In Canada we douse ourselves with maple syrup and act like hosers, ehh, eh Julia says: and the plaid suit Julia says: of course Gluegun says: Is that before or after the Moose orgy? Julia says: before, the maple syrup acts like an adhesive Gluegun says: ...

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Altimit Logs - Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide...

I had started taking logs for Dark_Warrior's and Nairu's "Good Eggplant" newsletter and to keep up with the damn auto-scroll. I'm glad I did, chat was hilarious at some points. Some of the funny things I came across as I skimmed though one of the Altimit Logs there are tons more but I don't remember where I left the rest of the logs. It's reminded me of who I was before this mess but it was ...

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