Top ten excuses the rental car company doesn't want to hear

Country living is dangerous for vehicles, and rental cars are no exception. I'm always nervous driving the rental car out here because I know it would be a real pain in the ass to get it fixed if anything happened to it. Part of the ass-ache would come simply from the fact that we're not near a Toyota dealer and I am never really entirely sure how much our personal car insurance would cover, but ...