What is Love?

... best, the beautiful- The romance novels. A lone, trembling sigh billowed out and, glancing over his shoulder down the aisle to confirm he was quite happily devoid of company, Raivis reached forward, gingerly plucked up 'The Highlander's Mistress', and opened to page one, cue curly red-headed heroine. Oh yes, Henwyn, soon to be ravaged storybook lover, the Scottsman's legs were very nice...