Hemorrhoids :/

So I have finally realized that I have a hemorrhoid. I'm going in to see a doctor tomorrow, but I wondered if anyone here has any experience with treating a hemorrhoid at home with natural products rather than using harsh chemical treatments. I also wondered if anybody has had any luck with curing a hemorrhoid at home. Everything I've been reading seems to say that it is impossible to cure a ...

Paradisa 3rd Anniversary Quotes: Part 1 of 7

... you do it, but just know that it's only an act. Sai: Greed, I apologize for implying that you push so hard on the toilet that it gives you hemorrhoids. Yuugi: I'll make sure you regret it! Thief King Bakura: You're right I... False alarm. It was indigestion. I'm sure the regret is forthcoming. That's it ...

Anal play and hemorrhoids?

 So I am a 27 year old female and have enjoyed anal play with past partners, mostly just rimming. Recently I have had some problems with external hemorrhoids and although they have seemed to go away for the time being, I am left with some extra skin, skin tags I think. Now that I have a new partner I am worried that I will no longer be able to receive something that I very much enjoy for fear of ...

... quote, by the way.) And finally, what Kooser is really trying to say is (and says it very well in his book), we are guests in a reader's hands . How long do we dare go on about our hemorrhoids , he asks? Yes, we have to write for us. But we have to remember there is a reader out there who will toss our book aside for another if we are too isolated, too acute in a personal agenda, too ...

Fic: Ramblings of Crazy Kat Lady-Kat/Patrick, R, Future Fic, Part Eight

..., and could the toilet paper be any worse? It’s the ultrathin, scratchy kind that shrieks recycled (two or three times over) before tearing you a new butt hole, or making you a candidate for hemorrhoids. What sort of place charges you three bills for the night, but doesn’t have the decency to supply bar soap? Do they honestly think that Patrick and I want to use their grotesquely scented, SLS ...

terra_infirma перевела старый стишок, за что ей низкий поклон!

...about you, my high-rise apartment observer, who is erecting those gates, who is forever putting everything off at the sound of the battered reed flute. About you, who would find any excuse to stay indoors (hemorrhoids, warm bosom, or afternoon snooze), while your deep down, true voice is running past you... - All of this is about me? I don't believe it. That's nonsense. I'll turn away from...

Portland

... is on show. I just took a picture of a completely water cooled motherboard. It's also annoying as all hell: * Grad students are terrible presenters * Sales and Marketing types give me hemorrhoids. * Certain buzzwords are tied to the stake and flogged mercilessly (Grid, Cloud, Green). * Thousands of geeks plus free beer = massive ass-hattery. Having a good show. Thinking big thoughts.

The Case of the Sabotaged Santa, Ch.4

... of his head. As I said, he was short, but impressive. He looked kind of like Arnold Schwarzenwhoozit seen in one of those fun house mirrors that make you look squashed. Arnold on a day when his hemorrhoids were acting up, from his expression. "Ah, Flex, there you are." She nodded in his direction. "This is Flex Roids, our head of security. Flex, this is the outside operator Kris wanted." Flex ...

... except that he was saying that his poops were greasy and his asshole felt like an oil slick. His mom works in a doctors office and his aunt is a nurse and she told us about a prescription for internal hemorrhoids, so we put in an order for that. At this point, he couldn't even sit comfortably enough to drive the 2 minutes to Giant Eagle to pick up the scrip, so here I am, standing in line picking...

I’m better now!

Yes! I’m assuming it was the detergent. The hidden part of this post uses the word “suppositories,” and is precisely as unpleasant as that word’s presence would imply. I also had hemorrhoids really bad. On top of that other stuff! Or between that other stuff - that’s more accurate. Being in a situation in which one can’t sit down normally and is obligated to put medicine on one’s ...