YES! Holy Fuck! I am SO much blacker than you!

Well, except for those of you who are actually black. All the rest of y'all? Be you Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Bumiputra, Mestizo, Australopithecine, Choctaw, Arapaho, Annunaki, Eben, Hebrewish, Santa Rosan, Cypriot, Tamil, or Blue Man of Morocco, all y'all can just hang it up, 'cause His Royal Phatness, the Artiste Formerly Known as Sir Jerk-a-Lot, is now officially blacker than all y'all, blacker by...