Incompatible Concepts All Around!

...'s discoveries of duality: Despite not existing in the same era, a block of high density styrofoam removed stains from a katana better than anything else I've found. My sister, who once brought down a horse by headlocking the thing and squeezing when it attempted to throw her, will drive her car to where I am to get me to remove a large assassin bug as she doesn't want to touch them. Wog has ...

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SVH TV Series 1.10: Uh-Oh Seven

...her face off. But fear not, reader -- "Octopatty's suckers were only on 'stun'." I'm not making that up, either, it's a direct quote. Platinum Blonde and Simply Luscious end up in a headlocking device which looks kind-of like a clock, only instead of hands there are swords about to decapitate them and turn them into sushi. On second thought, I think Goldfowler actually calls it a sushi clock. Let ...

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Any Aspiring Writers Out There?

...I really wanted you to say you like a girl, all I had to do was put your ass in the headlock until you said it. Cheney's a big guy though...something tells me he did more headlocking than getting headlocked. Too bad, really. He needs his smarmy ass kicked. But, I digress, Former President Bush did have the grace to explicitly state that he wasn't going to criticize the Obama administration and...

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The F'n Advent: DAY TWENTY-ONE

...with the kind of people who get shot at a lot, but anyway. I have to mean it. “Love” is another one, at least, again, in the context of other people. I don’t get drunk and start headlocking motherfuckers and slobbering, “I love you, man!” in their ears. I take love between two people, on any level, even more seriously than friendship, and so I am even more careful with the word. I loved my dog, ...

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Headlocking

Incompatible Concepts All Around!

SVH TV Series 1.10: Uh-Oh Seven

Any Aspiring Writers Out There?

The F'n Advent: DAY TWENTY-ONE