A Hitler harido. All mine.

 First off, happy birthday Ondrayer Tan Ö You are too lame, the exact reason why I love you. Joker. (On a truckload of kids, that means You Siti and Sabrina.) The past two nights, I spent with Michelle and Lorraine at a hostel. We are insane. Rich and gross. Maybe that's why Valencia left us, tahaha. Dare I say I've never eaten so much junk all year. If there's anything beyond my lids, I wouldn...