... only married him for his kidney. I called Linderman seeking, um, advice and guidance. Man was that awkward. Do you people think I'm old enough to date yet? I'm not sure what the etiquette for gunmolls is in these situations. I feel trolled by that new book Palimpsest . Somebody called me that once. Also, I don't have to 'imagine' what it would be like if my obsessions walked the streets: it's ...