... out the punch was an hour ago and he was still crying. Suck it up G! You at the park! - Basketball with some of my shorties and some randoms at the park for 3 hours without sunscreen. - 1st grader dropping "nigga" like it was the only word he knew; "I got 20 girlfriends, NIGGA!" - Cock blocking a phone number exchange. Sexually active 6th grade boys don't need any numbers. Gross. - Ice cream run ...

Owie.

..., a manual-starting push lawnmower (oh God it breaks my soul to push that for more than four hours a week), a gallon of gas and a box of matches. I don't have any landscaping tools, like a manual grader (how the hell does that even work?!), and, to be perfectly honest, I REALLY don't want to spend $1,600 on a goddamn riding mower. This actually helps me lose weight (I look good naked now! Holy ...

Time and Place

... shiny leaves, dotted in season by waxy white flowers and squishy purple berries.  Nobody claimed it;  nobody harvested it;  nobody even trimmed it.  It just kept to itself, and grew. Until a bored second-grader squirmed her way inside and discovered its secret:  it was hollow inside. I don't know how many hours I spent inside that bush.  I brought in dried grass from mowing, to build myself a ...

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The Decline of Game Shows

...A shining moment for the nerds of the world, and they get to win money for their brilliance, as well. But now, game shows are no longer targeted at intellectuals. Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? does not count. I am convinced that show is rigged. There is no way University graduates are unable to answer those questions. ABC previewed a show called Wipeout. The purpose of Wipeout is to watch ...

...and a little child shall lead them.

Ethan McNamee is a third grader at Montclair Elementary in Denver, Colorado. As improbable as it sounds, for his class project, Ethan organized an Equal Marriage Rights Rally today at the Capitol Building in Denver. From all I’ve read about it, this was entirely Ethan’s idea & he was told that not everyone in attendance at his rally would necessarily agree with what he was saying. In the video ...

Dumb Ass

... that you don't care about the human race. Well I guess you feel better about yourself so i will go ahead and remove myself from this community because its obviously not helping by running my mouth cause you won't fucking listen to anyone that is supposedly a "wannarexic" which by the way that word is so fucking lame its like an eigth grader came up with it. Fuck off who ever deleted my post.

your photographs are worth a thousand words

... “They’re the epitome of gay if you ask me,” “No, that’s you by definition of Webster’s dictionary Paul. Seriously, they’ve got your picture in there and everything,” “What are you? A fifth grader? Really, Frank has better comebacks than you,” “Are you ladies just going to chat all night? Should I just call the salon and set up an appointment for you lot or are we gunna play so ball?” “Sorry ...

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