What is your current ringtone? I'm Afraid There's A Hole In My ... last picture you took? A picture of Samcakes. Go to your inbox and type what the 10th ...? Jenny. What service do you have? T-Mobile is fail. At this very moment, how many ... the first 2 digits to your number? 33. Go to your SENT texts..what does the first ...? None. It's a shitty prepaid phone. Go down to your 5th contact, who is it?...

Planes, trains, and auto-vindication

...to be able to watch the varying countryside go by, even if you do sometimes also ... staring, which is very nice in principle but, aside from playing your mobile ringtone over and over again and eating, there's often little to do ... an NGO. Assuming you're spared the mobile-phone-and-snoring cacophony for a few ... train at the next station. They must go all over the country, jumping between carriages....

...if only to bump the woman-ass off the top of my page

.... I wish we as a culture could ditch mobile communication...would be bad for business and commerce, ... with working cars, and Anna is not allowed to go if I don't go. Screw it, maybe we can take Mom's toaster car. More head room... - Japan would be bitchin'. I could just go to Japan, find a hot wife to bring ...breezing through. Did not care. Recorded a new ringtone for my phone: "My tallest! My tallest! ...

[Fic] Interference; or A Shaman's Guide to Quantum Mechanics (3/12)

...Hart. He took out his mobile and dialed Vince’s number...there was no answer, no ringtone, not even a voicemail message...the room, telling him to go make himself useful and fetch...if not, where you should go.” “Really?” Howard felt hugely relieved...the other thing?” “We should go back to the place where...Well, regardless … you need to go and get Vince back, Howard...then beg him not to go; he’d have to tell...

Mornings - AoixUruha oneshot

...of eyes. ” Who's turn is it to go and make coffee?” Uruha aksed with a drowsy voice....to full hardness. All of a sudden Aoi let go of Uruha's cock and turned around, pressing ...the silence and Uruha recognized it as his mobiles ringtone. ” That's probably Kai ready to chop our balls...”leader-sama”?” Uruha said while hurrying towards his mobile. Aoi didn't answer Uruha's question but ...

Draft!

...-and-breadcrumb crunch), and the rest of this bottle of wine shall be comfort wine also, and go along withal. Talking of phones, I have learned how to make my mobile phone not-bleep when I press its imaginary keys, which is a goodness. Also I have changed the ringtone from some unbearable tune to a classic bell. The plan is still that no one will ...

Fic: The Tie [23/?]

Title : The Tie [23/?] Pairing : Kris/Adam [AU] Rating : NC-17 Word Count: ~4,000 Disclaimer : Complete fiction. Summary : Adam has fun with Kris' kinks. Some angst. A/N : Since you all *cough* complained about how hard it was to leave coherent comments when I end chapters with smut, I thought I'd make it easier on you by starting with the smut this time. Aren't I nice? ;p LMAO. I've ...

Piano at the Courtyard (Chapter 2)

... just leave him alone at times and go do their own stuff? He wasn't ...new girl, and you already dare to go against me? Don't you want to ... nodded her head to give Seohyun the go-ahead to fire her questions. "What ... What have I gotten myself into? A ringtone suddenly pierced through the air, jolting all...around, nodding quickly, before pulling out her mobile phone to start making several messages to ...

So, about iPhone 3GS and Blackberry Bold...

... faster, you can start typing name and it will go into contacts right away. Very very very much more phone...I can use any MP3 track for Blackberry as a ringtone, while for iPhone it's more work. That's ... RIM is doing this the way -- they are requiring mobile carriers to keep their BISes... weirdo, just another ...going to happen. To do that you have to go to the separate "email account folder". That's a...

[multi-chapter] Remarkable [Ohmiya / Sakuraiba] [24]

...but…” But the vampire didn’t get to finish his sentence. A piercing ringtone sounded in his pocket and Sho watched Aiba pull away from him slightly to fish out his mobile phone. “Hai?” At once, Sho missed his warmth. Even though Aiba was ...was sure he hated Ninomiya a whole lot more. “Ah… let us just go in, ne? Ne?” Aiba saved the moment, pushing Ninomiya into the house ...