Too quote Block from Rhinoceros, It's hard

... West Side Story jokes, please) because my brother, in his infinite wisdom (don't laugh, but the guy outsmarts me in almost every way and yet still defers to me on questions of, well, anything) and givingness (he once gave me and notgus (who needs to call me, by the way) cellphones that he decided he didn't need anymore) bought me two tickets to the hypothetical game six in Dallas (I told ...