Farrah Fawcett & Michael Jackson RIP Quip

This is absolutely horrible but funny.  I did not create it (I'm good but not that good) but found it on facebook.  "When Farrah Fawcett died God met her in heaven and said he would grant her one wish. She wished that all the children in the world would be safe. Hours later Michael Jackson died." Like I said, funny but wrong.

I'm Fucking Matt Damon

I am pretty sure I am the last person to actually see this, but Aure pointed these videos to me last night after I showed him an episode of The Sarah Silverman Program (which he voted to watch instead of Rock of Love - boo Aurelien!) and I though they were worthy of posting (or re-posting) - even if its just for Matt Damon's kickass dance moves. Sarah Silverman subtley tells her boyfriend ...

SNSD = 2PM?!

SNSD = 2PM?! Say what? CLICK FOR ORIGINAL SIZE I'm sooo jealous! They have such nice and toned legs! :O Also, 2 members of 2AM are in there too :P Credits: minty. @ Soompi || 2PM Daum Cafe

OBAMA vs A FLY (the conspiracy) pretty funny haha.

president obama fighting a protesting fly that happened to be flying near-by...a conspiratorial assassination of the third kind before it had a chance to speak its truth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaC4Z5uNc0 barack obama fly swat cnbc funny kill buzz harwood interview united states president democrat comedy humor

Wish fulfillment of another kind

Via icepixie : If your browser hates embedding, click here instead . There's really nothing to be done about lighting or wardrobe/hair/makeup, but the matching of angles and motion? Genius. On a related note, cleolinda brings us the news that yes, it took Mattel to go there with the literal sparkling . Between this and Pipecleaner Uhura , they're doing a great job of ...

60 seconds 'bout stupid dates...

Что ни шабат,то радость.... Есть у меня такой вид приключения - Суши,называется. Поехала я,вчера делать суши на пикник. Пикник рассчитан на четырёх человек. Я с подругой,и какие два чела,которых она позвала. Ко всем,кого она когда либо звала,я уже привыкла относиться лирически,но каждый раз и снова эти люди ввергают меня в шок. Мы,изначально настроились на поганый вечер,и сразу скажу,что ...

Давненько не читала рос. новостей

Гонки "Формулы-1", которые пройдут в Москве 19 июля, посетят около 100 тыс. человек. http://top.rbc.ru/society/18/06/2009/310679.shtml Смеялась до слез!

Look, it's middle-school hilarity time!

I had a hankering for gingerbread men, and we didn't have any gingerbread man cookie cutters, so I got creative. And that is a stumpy unicorn.

Sally and I have re-started going to the gym. Yesterday she was using an elliptical machine in front of me while I huffed and puffed away on some other equally torturous device. After four minutes, she turned around frowning with her mp3 player still on, dismounted, pointed at the offending elliptical and shouted, "This is BULLSHIT!" I love her. Speaking of the gym, what are you guys listening ...