The First Snow 2

...really bad, you can always send her to the shadow realm...We could do so many funny things together!// /We could go...power, and it will make funny bubbles und fizzle and hiss...was really good at hiding things, she always finds a one...be expected. It was always funny to be around Marik when...parts for it to be funny. //I think I should congratulate...seen something like that?! Its funny, but it tastes weird, and...

All we're missing is the Surprise Cannibalism.

... I shrugged. I was never sure what to say to things like that, and found silence worked best." Okay, moment of ... though that was in there, but just a host of things he knew he shouldn't do, but so wanted to ...present, my sweetie. Dec 26 5:57 I really need a way to send her 10 Things You Need To Stop Tweeting About under the guise of "lol it's funny because it's trufax!" Also, it looks like I'm ...

FIC: In search of gainful employment and other virtues (Lucius/Hermione)

...'t the first time she'd seen family members send in applications, however, she would not have suspected that ... piece of paper. "The same ones I always send out. They go out weekly. I filed them ... to learn so-called Muggle ways of dealing with things." "Next time you're out with somebody who grew..."Stop laughing!" she said angrily. "This isn't funny." He stopped laughing and looked at her seriously. ...

Fic: Gulfs Between Him And The Seraphim (Gen, PG-13)

... me signing up for too many things this season, and I apologise for ... than one. "You're finding this funny!" "I'm not supposed to?" If... for a while now." "Yeah, sorry. Things have been busy since we came ... -- And sometimes it's the things that have no halfway point. rebellion.... And Rodney will have more things to be angry about in a ...'t join the armada when they send it." "I may not get a ...

(never thought i'd be on a boat)

...Not my whole body, just my head will blow up in a fiery explosion. It will send brains and blood and fire marshmallow peeps flying everywhere. My sister and my dad and ... distractions! How do you Earthlings expect me to cure all social ills when you make things like the Internets to keep me busy? Okay, okay, okay, i have a funny, funny joke. Are you ready? okay Here it is: Q: What did the village ...

Vineyards of Japan

... it as soon as a test sip gives him the first hints that things might go right this time. – For his birthday, Tezuka is given ... thick and round. In minutes they are soaked and Ryoma finds it funny standing amongst rows of grapes with rain the size of the fruit ... nape of his neck. The reverberations of his lips on his skin send shivers down his spine and Tezuka wraps lithe arms around him, pulling ...

"Role Reversal" TW/DW fic Multiple Pairings NC17 Wordcount-6960

... come back to haunt him and things had gone horribly, horribly wrong. ...to wait for his old friend. ***** Funny thing attending your own funeral. ...who’d have the capacity to send you a message that way. ... there.” Jack is sick of things being his fault. “Besides, you ... is sick and tired of things being his fault. “I never…”... is he paid attention to things that interested him and parallel ...

Gift Fic for primroseshows

...five children and power couples who send their dogs' cashmere cardigans out for... teenager thought it would be funny to write "Yamada is an ... he didn't like doing things the right way—" "You mean ... big bucks to procrastinate until things start falling apart. So because ... over Nino, literally and figuratively, things aren't the same. It's... this business, they know how things work, and they can easily ...

Dear Self,

...won't do. I need to find a better outlet, but what? Funny that throwing pots* springs immediately to mind. I know the art building...flown in foodservice. The paramedics frankly blew my mind. I intend to send cookies, though I'd like to think of something nicer. I ... here. I made my promises and alluded to all the necessary things. Good night, and for those of you who are indeed celebrating Christmas...

...make some pretty serviceable clothes from his old stuff and things his mom had left behind, but he knew how ... his. He had always wrapped one of his own things up for him to open. It used to upset ... He smiled; maybe he’d even be able to send her to college when she was old enough. He...his own favourites, scribbling in comments Simmons might find funny or useful. He stood nervously holding the gift. He...