Ollie: The Fix (the "candy will kill you" remix) [crosspost]

... outside in a LTD sedan. I got the license plate for ya." Hutch took the proffered memo pad. Were the bad guys ... Dobey and ask him to run that plate? And let him know what's happening ... day or two of rest should help. Oh, can you get a license plate checked out for me?" He fished in his pocket for the memo ..., Hutchinson. And don't try anything funny." Hutch turned slowly. A man with a ...

REQUEST FILLED: magic_moni (Part 2/2)

... weak as a kitten, but another day or two of rest should help. Oh, can you get a license plate checked out for me?" He fished in his pocket for the memo Huggy had given him yesterday. "Somebody...I think you should come with me, Hutchinson. And don't try anything funny." Hutch turned slowly. A man with a square jaw and intelligent eyes looked ...

fic post: 'hard cheese' (hot fuzz) (2 of 2)

...then." He offered Nicholas a small plate. "Cake?" Cake at 9. a.m.... delighted as he handed over the plate, almost as if he'd read ... had had enough. "THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT UNDERPANTS!" he roared. Floating down ... unmarked van. (A check of the license plate might show that it was registered to the Association of Racing...it and shouting, "THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT UNDERPANTS!" at the Andys. ...

Rage and Profanity

...to George Clooney call himself a Jedi for 2 hours. It was funny and really had an original theme. I liked it. We ...anywhere. He yells back that he isn't. I make sure to give the operator his license plate. He opened the door and I talk to the 911 lady some more. Then he closes... You don't flee an accident scene AFTER they have your plate number. Down side? Jess says the drunken douchebag had a kid ...

so late but idc

nick: oh, hey, cool song. nicole bb: cool song? nicole bb: oh my status nick: yep. nicole bb: it sho iz nick: i admire it's brilliance. nicole bb: i don't. (; nick: mhm. which is why you have it in your status. (; nick: so, what's up? nicole bb: nothing. just woke up. and i smell...basically nick: ha. awesome. nick: well if it's not a great smell, then i'll give you time...

[NaNoWriMo]: Nocturnal Melee, II.I

... a deep breath, exhaling slowly as I readjusted to the flow of traffic. Funny, most drivers never would have considered this very trip to be perilous. Of..., keeping my mouth shut and concentrating on the banged-up bumper of the car ahead of me. License plate memorization sequence, activate. Harding. I wasn’t listening. I wasn’t listening. Harding! I reached forward, ...

Deep in the Heart of AMWA, Part II: Creative Nonfiction as an Outlet for Medical Writers

...dealing with heavy topics like alcoholism and AIDS but still keeping the tone sarcastic and funny. I got into a digression about the advertising industry; we had been discussing at .... Cass was very nice, and she was apparently even geekier than my brother. She had a Firefly / Serenity license plate frame, for instance. "You know who doesn't watch Firefly ?" I said. "The girl from last night?" ...

... An oxford shirt Are you one of those weirdos that like cold pizza? Nope, it tastes funny. Higginbotham: terrible or awesome last name? Sounds cool What was your best Halloween costume? An..., is it because of the subtitles? I enjoy some. Ever been to 4chan? nope. Did you ever own a license plate souvenir thing with your name on it? No What's one thing everyone loves but you seem to hate? Men ...

Mostly WTF. Some suck. Wah wah wah

...ready. She flips her shit. I mean, she throws a tantrum. 3. Asking me "Can you make meth with these?" isn't funny when you're buying Sudafed. Saying "All of your money. Now." isn't a proper response to the question "Can I get ...When you take things from our outside displays without paying, like, say, 5 24-packs of soda, we can totally call the cops on you. We know your license plate number. Haha.

Author Profile: Spuffyduds

... to be a triad! There's such great Vecchio here--he's so funny and snarky and adorable! While I love the whole thing, I have to... went from city office to city office trying to get his driver's license restored, because it had expired while he was in Vegas. He had a...And "capisce" just--fell away from him. Dropped like a peeled-off plate of armor; he could almost hear the clang. Left an open spot with...