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...? There’s such balance in nature." "I finally accepted Jesus. Not as my personal saviour, but as a man I intend to borrow money from." "As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything." "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." How come when it’s us it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken it’s an omelette?” "I'm ...

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Stolen!

... on an exam 12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists 13. Pokemon (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist 14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) the belief that when you die, your soul flies onto the roof and gets stuck there 16. Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men Stolen ...

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rkentspeth

I had to look these up

...an exam. 12. Rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

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