fling swing

... fling vodka fling wing fling winns flinga rickard flinger fingers flinger fingers rollie flingers bloomington flingers bristol flingers office space flingers party shop flingers pizza flingers pizza bloomington flingers restaurant flinging cows flinging monkey poo flinging shoes flings snacks flingsock ...

[fic] roommates -- part 20/20

...So…” “Yeah…” “That was a…” “Surprise.” “You can say that again.” “That was a surprise.” “Oh, very funny, Merlin.” But Arthur was smiling through the sarcasm. Merlin’s hand reached for his, flingers sliding into each other, as they walked back from the restaurant. There was a week left of term, and then the Christmas holidays – time just to be them. And then came the New Year, new chances, ...

dearest poo flingers, I'm about to form a band with some industrial noisers. we need a name. please do your worst (and avoid hobo semen, oranges and simple green if you please).

O great and powerful flingers of poo, I need to dye my very, very dark brown hair silver. I only want to do so for one day, after which I want to shampoo it out. How should I do this?

The Post In Which I Must, Regretfully, Disagree With the Mighty Digby

Shorter Me: "Sorry, Digs, but calling Michelle Malkin and her ilk 'scum' really is kind of an insult to scum. I prefer Queen Assmonkey and Her Horde of Shit-Flingers." Michelle Malkin stalks, harasses, 12 year old boy, his disabled sister, their family, because they had the affrontery to say good things about the S-CHIP program before Congress. http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2007/10/fetid-...

Last night

...It was hilarious. My friends were very silly, and it was just like old times back when I was in High School. So, at about the point that Clarence is telling Christ that his people are a bunch of purple headed yogurt flingers, I make the observation that this is my kind of bachelor party, and I'd like more of it, please! Then I go to bed. Then I get up. I have to man a booth down at the Ski to ...