In which the hamster starts obsessing about large sweaty Japanese men in shiny tight pants. Again.

...so he's got a valid reason to step back from such fooferaw. Anyhow, I got bit by the roleplaying bug again, so I decided to take an art-imitates-life tactic and contacted my local fedhead booker to knock some ideas around. What I came up with: A Japanese puroresu jumping bean, coming to take your American tag-team gold glory belts, the amazing fantastic dynamic gymnastic: ONO HEZONFAIA *cue ...