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St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, would you mind the gate while I go do an errand?""Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?""Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they can enter into Heaven.""Sounds easy enough. OK."So Jesus ...