Whenever there's a silence, I go "Dot, dot, dot..." Part One

... said. "You didn't think this was all a coincidence, did you?" I couldn't answer. "Hey guys. Why are you so quiet?" ~Son of a bitch. Church has the worst fucking timing ever. Okay, deep breath, pretend nothing happened. As funny as it would be to watch Church look like a fish out of water, making a scene in front of the rest of the team was probably not the ...

The Ever-Locked Room [PG] (7/7) for jenjou

Title: The Ever-Locked Room Author/Artist: Rating: PG Disclaimer: All things Harry Potter-ish belong to JK. Loosely based on the line "We could flood ... Hermione was still hoping he would change his mind and attend, but it was impossible. He could barely sit still whenever a Muggle would light a cigarette using a portable flame that Hermione called a lighter. Draco knew it upset Hermione ...

The Ever-Locked Room [PG] (2/7) for jenjou

Title: The Ever-Locked Room Author/Artist: Rating: PG Disclaimer: All things Harry Potter-ish... I might buy you one." More surprised than ever, Draco took the cup. "I don't think- ... spoke for some time, with her asking questions whenever she wanted more details, and eventually he concluded ... about the Dementors, that's why Kingsley- the ever incompetent Kingsley!- was going to round them up....

Branded into my memories, on the ever-turning Earth... [Narrative/Open?]

.... Someone who can give themselves over to her completely. What happens if you ever have to make a choice between her and the city? You know ... things from Subaru, as well. That bad habit of concealing information whenever he thought it for the best. Then again, how could a ..., was still a far better leader to the Autobots than Ratchet could ever hope to be. He leaned back in the chair and turned his ...

Zoë presents at the Streamys

Zoë presents the award for Best Female Actor in a Comedy Series to Felicia Day. She's only in it for a little bit, but this is a fan collision of two of my favorite people ever. Whenever else are we going to see Zoë and Felicia Day in one place?

Technology Fail

...it. But now it's stopped registering the mouse, so I had to plug that into a USB port and whenever it stops reading the mouse then, I have to unplug and replug it. But now it's started just ..., for example, that Scott Lynch and Laurell K. Hamilton are writing the exact same thing and if you've ever read The Lies of Locke Lamora or any of the Merry Gentry or Anita Blake series, you know they're...

Happy Holidays, thebiggest_lie!

... them is completely fiction, and any similarity with reality is a mere coincidence. No copyright infringement is ever intended. Warning(s): none. Author's Notes: here it is! i hope that you'll enjoy ... to change your bandages once in the morning and once in the evening, and take pain medication whenever you need to, especially before you change the bandages,” she said, handing over the items to ...

Bar Night

... complex and smoke a J. With the whole Clique, whenever we went clubbing we would go with the city ... truth is Kroegenavond never went well. The first time ever the whole CLique wasn't even there only Uncle ...met your mother I had a very serious mishap. Whenever I was under the influence my cellphone (yeah ...dress... Now kids, before I met your mother whenever I had the chance to flirt with someone who...

This is seriously going to get personal, you ready? "Personal". Okay, firstly. whats your whole name? I'll just give my first and middle name: Jessica Carroll. If you were caught cheating, would you fess up? I would never cheat on a person, but I cheat in school at the time. In that case, I guess it just depends. The last time you felt honestly broken? July. Are you craving anything...

...Things could have been worse.

...Today wasn't exactly the best "first day" I have ever had working, however considering that my absolute first day at this school I was assaulted with a never-ending song loop..., pig-tailed girls is always a welcome sight . I also see that the Lunch Staff is still following protocol whenever alerted of tainted beef and has switched to faux meat dishes, maybe one day they'll actually learn to cook...