Creative writing class:

"Once upon a time, the sun rose,' she said smiling wryly. The bathtub was filling with dihydrogen monoxide. she sobbed furiosli, cursing the evenescent bleakness that permeated the Castle of Indubitable Morningz. Zenthor, Ykh (pronounced 'Joe'), Bob, and Legolas were looking forward to Christmas. WHITE SPACEEEEEEE . . "Fuck," wryly chuckled my alarm  clock once upon a time. "yo dawg, what'...