[existence is futile]

THE APPLICATION THAT NEVER WAS Name: Samantha Age: Old enough About You Likes: writing, drawing, singing, video gaming, Kingdom Hearts, Axel, stand up comedians, random acts of kindness, respect, sympathy, lighthouses, beaches, Popsicles, smoothies, coffee, dogs, Disney [prior to Hannah Montana and the current Disney Channel], pastries, lounging in the sun, roller coasters, ...

1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,930 My offer's withdrawn. You can walk to work. 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,733 Got it. You're morally outraged. 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,102 Now, can we get through this part? 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,571 'Cause the next part's awesome. 5 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:10,700 How do you rationalize something like this? 6 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,937 You broke into...