It never snows in Memphis

... of kids who have already called in is aparently really long. Almost every other school in the city is closed. To be honest, the roads are a bit messy. Nothing I that would keep me home, but when people are used to driving 80 in a 55, yeah, it's a problem. So I'm going home tonight, opening the sixer in my fridge and lighting a fire and enjoynig what may or may not be left of the snow by then.