Aflutter

Title: Aflutter Pairing/Characters: Clark/Bruce Rating: PG-13 Warnings:   Brief references to the death of a child. Summary: Clark is working late when the owner of the Daily Planet shows up to flirt with his favorite employee. Word Count: 1100

...blew the plan. Of course. I'm 12lbs from my first gw, down 2lbs, but 2lbs isn't nearly close to being good enough. I really want to get a job at the gym across from my house. They give employee discounts (I think). Also, I'd REALLY like a texting buddy . I text ALL THE TIME , so I would like someone who is equally texting obsessed. Stats don't matter to me, but I'm 5'9 and currently...

The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot

...Tale Of Chickenfoot", junior paranormal investigator Dib sets out to debunk the urban legend of Chickenfoot, a half-man, half-chicken monster. Once he finds Chickenfoot, Dib realizes that it's really just an employee from the local Chicky Licky who got stuck in his mascot costume. As humans are almost all simpletons in the Zim Earth, Dib seems to be about the only person who sees the giant zipper ...

It takes the onion to state the obvious...

Study: Not Being An Asshole Boss May Boost Employee Morale | The Onion - America's Finest News Source : In what is being called a breakthrough discovery in worker-administrator relations, a study released Monday in the Journal Of Occupational Science found that not being a total asshole supervisor may be linked to improved worker spirit. "In nearly every trial, we found staff morale runs ...

Hello iPhone

... ready to go quicker than you could eat a sandwich. It makes me laugh because in both the O2 store and in Carphone Warehouse (where I was previously told they only had contract phones), I was asked by the employee whether I was aware of the price of the PAYG device. In both cases this was an obvious lead in to trying to get me a contract phone, and while it would have seemed great not to spend £...

TEMPORARY JOB OF SORTS!

HULLO, LADIES! AND HANDSOME GENTLEMAN. MARTHA, D'YOU REMEMBER MY BATH TALK? WELL, I DECIDED TO PURSUE IT! MICKEY AND I NEED MONEY TO FIX THE TOILET. :\ MEET THE LATEST EMPLOYEE OF: I KNOW THE WEIRD PART IS THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME IN BROWN PINSTRIPE AS OF LATE, BUT I HAD A NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT THAT THE TWO-HEARTED ME SHOWED UP IN MY BEDROOM YELLING 'I WANT MY BLUE SUIT BACK! I WANT MY ...

Mere Twitter is loosed upon the world

TOO TRUE RT @mattgup: The sad but true evolution of online "Journalism" imgur.com/gQouk.jpg (via @elephantjournal) # More with the feigned ignorance and CYA emails from they-who-shall-remain-unnamed. Whatever. Go bully another employee now. Am sick of it. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter Follow my tweets at Twitter

Imprisonment Of The Doctor, Doctor/Donna/Master/Davros, PG-13, 4 of 8

... it. Not that it mattered seeing as she had nothing to lose either. “Honestly to warn you to wake up. You’re in the hub surrounded by the most merciless of creatures and you’re napping the day away. Employee of the month, I don’t think.” Gwen snarled, “You’re one to talk. At least I don’t try to murder my colleagues.” “No, you just cheat on your precious Rhys by sleeping with them.” “...

MOVIE REVIEW - Moon

..., Robin Chalk, and featuring the vocal talents of Kevin Spacey Sam Bell (Sam Rockwell) is a good employee. A little informal, a little temperamental, but he’s dedicated and mechanically-versatile. He copes better with ... need someone who can think on their feet to keep the lucrative product coming. But even a good employee like Sam Bell can’t do the job forever; he’s been at it for three years, ...

STFU cone lady

McManager reporting, script style for efficiency. RL = ridiculous lady Me = only employee up front *RL approaches counter, stares at menu, while her boyfriend-type person goes back outside for something* Me: Hi, can I help you? RL: Yeah... do you have ice cream? Cones? Me: Yes, we have both. RL: Okay, I want ice cream... but in a cup. Me: Sure, no problem. *punches that in* RL: Oh, but how much ...