alligator shoes

A blonde decides to buy some official alligator skin shoes. She goes into the store and the promoter tells her the price. She says, ” Those cost way too much!… I am going to kill my own alligator and get the alligator shoes..” Soon, the store promoter spots the woman waist deep in the swamp with a shotgun…. pointing it at the nose of an alligator.. coming right for her.. Surprisingly...