Fic: Ted's morphine dream

... his forehead from the effort. And then their eyes meet and something deep inside him breaks. He comes with a yell and a jolt, shooting his load over Barney's stomach just as Barney ejaculates inside him in three white-hot spurts. He collapses on top of him with a groan, their legs still tangled together inside the sheets, their fingers still intertwined. Their chests rise and fall together, and...

Randy Bachman eat my chode.

... is undeniably amazing. But I still have an innate repulsion for both the music and the defenders of the Rock Goddery. As soon as someone soils themselves over the amazingness of Van Halen or verbally ejaculates over The Guess Who I am reaching for my Bad Brains, Minor Threat or Anal Cunt. I will take hard, loud musicians screaming who can't play screaming about fucking over well orchestrated ...

=D

..., semen spreading onto his pants, and Heechul lowers himself and licks at it like a cat at milk and Hangeng imagines him purring and pets his hair and watches as Heechul jacks himself off and ejaculates onto the tile. No one is surprised when management announces the ending of the group. Super Junior would have one more mini album, consisting of their top five songs remixed, because SM is a ...

in-and-out, not the burgers

... THIS." "I'M GLAD I CAN BRING YOU PLEASURE, KRISTOPHER." "HMM, I BELIEVE I MAY EJACULATE SOON," KRIS SAYS, MATTER-OF-FACTLY "I WOULD MOST LIKELY SOON FOLLOW THEREAFTER," ADAM REPLIES KRIS EJACULATES. SEMEN COMES OUT OF HIS PENIS. THEN FOLLOWED BY ADAM DOING THE SAME, EXCEPT IN KRIS'S ANUS. KRIS SAYS, "YOU COULD PERHAPS WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, AS TO GATHER WARMTH. I ...

Sex and Discharge!

... sex.  So, when I went to pee, I noticed that there was a sticky film that came out, along with the urine.  My 20 year old friend (I'm 21) informed me that semen obviously comes out if the guy ejaculates inside of you (this makes sense to me, I just had never thought of it before!) and since I've always used condoms, I've never really had anything like that fall out of me.  SO.  Was it just the ...

rawr! I am a studying lion!

... is not that day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either -- but I really hope it comes sooner rather than later. I typed "lager" instead of "later" at first, and now I'm imagining a character who ejaculates beer. Why? I haven't a clue; my mind just tends to work like that. Agenda For Tonight: finish Glenn reading (12 more pages... of the densest, most poorly argued article I've ever read about ...

Possible Pregnancy of the very unlikely sort.

..., we're using condoms-- however, the odd combination of me + him means that we're losing condoms a lot-- they're staying stuck in me when he pulls out. These incidences being:  1. In which he ejaculates, and we don't 'disengage' for several minutes. When he pulls out, the condom stays in me. After a few awkward seconds of me dripping ejaculate onto his belly, I roll over, pull out the condom ...

Fic: 4 Times Sylar & Luke Had Sex, and 1 Time They Didn't

... his pain turns to pleasure as Sylar continues lifting the kid, ramming his hips up to meet Luke's ass as it comes slamming down on his cock. Luke reaches down to stroke himself, and ejaculates almost immediately, his cum splashing onto Sylar's chest. After watching Luke lose it, Sylar climaxes with a groan, before falling back against the chair. Luke slumps against him, and Sylar doesn't push ...

"Robert Downey Jr's is 4 feet long and has herpes; he ejaculates angry bees wearing Iron Man masks."

Overdrive

... man’s legs to place his lips on the smooth, translucent skin. The cowboy’s scrotum promptly crinkles against his lover’s lapping tongue. Ennis is busy nibbling on those balls when Jack moans loudly and ejaculates. Jack’s mouth drops open, and his eyes widen as he forces himself to pay attention to the road. He shoots right over Ennis’s head onto the woodgrain vinyl panelboard. Despite the semen ...