KING MORON IS REAL!

...): And Yosuke was all "HOW DID YOU KNOW I CAN'T EAT TOFU" the_grimharvester (3/7/2009 12:40:10 PM): but then ...:40:34 PM): like, a tofu patty with fucking veggies and shit Sadie D'Kirin (3/7/2009 12:40:38 PM): ahahaha ...3/7/2009 12:41:43 PM): I'd get angry at shit too much Sadie D'Kirin (3/7/2009 12:42:21 .../2009 5:47:08 PM): Stepmum: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT Sadie D'Kirin (4/10/2009 5:47:21 PM): GAY ...

Tags: well yeah basically stop posting logs erotic fanfiction holy shit (but the dating sim is reality)

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TYV IN ALT PRESS AND A ~SONG (PARODY)

...* (LIKE A ROSS!) DEMAND A REFUND (LIKE A ROSS!) EAT A BAGEL (LIKE A ROSS!) COPYRIGHT LAWSUIT (LIKE A ... PROMOTION(LIKE A ROSS!) FIFTH OF VODKA(LIKE A ROSS!) SHIT ON Z BERG'S GUITAR (LIKE A ROSS!) BUY ...!) OH FUCK ME, I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT! SHIT! PUSSY OUT(LIKE A ROSS!) PUKE ON Z BERG'S ...(LIKE A ROSS!) SUCK MY OWN DICK(LIKE A ROSS!) EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS(LIKE A ROSS!) CHOP MY MONSTERCOCK OFF...

Tags: lookit me taggin shit the young veins mah beautiful music

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Published: 2 days, 23 hours ago (Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:37:00 PST); 1959 bytes

failross

Ugh

... on, I'm behind on all of my holiday knitting and the house is a goddamn mess. This stop and go shit is hell on the nerves, so if I'm on the news for shanking anyone, I want you all to know ... hoping this will be like that, in a way. Although hopefully this time the CGI won't make me want to shit my pants and then throw them at the screen, which is the Ultimate Insult in my books. I'm just sayin'....

Tags: alice school fml moving edumacationz knitting dust? in my vagina!? stress eat a dick my life as it happens to be

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Published: 6 days, 1 hour ago (Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:10:38 PST); 2231 bytes

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SM Town; HP AU; Newcomers

... the table, hot and steaming. “Ah, yes, perfect.” He smiled. “Let’s eat!” Taemin’s eyes lit up and he grinned at Minho, who smiled back. ...ve,” said Heechul shortly. “And if he does know, then it’s real shit of him to not be a little more cautious, or to tell anyone—“... as they dreamt of the possibilities to come. AND DANCING SUGARPLUMS AND SAPPY SHIT. It’s the holidays, what do you want from me.

Tags: genre: action schm0use lack of sleep has become my life genre: crack fandom: super junior genre: au rating: pg-13 i'm so hungry i could eat siwon fic bias bias bias rocking everywhere genre: humor

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The school year's wrapping up, so let's eat!

... So Miki said "You guys wanna go get something to eat?" and Darby and I are like "Sure! Food! Sounds...closing. I'm pretty sure that if she has a shit list, Miki, Darby and I are sitting pretty on top ... of us decide to go back to the classroom to eat because there is literally NOWHERE else to go. Cupertino just... know why I was going out late at night to eat dinner with other boys. Oh brother. I had to ...

Tags: deanza

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Published: 4 days, 4 hours ago (Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:50:02 PST); 5610 bytes

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using "i'm broke" as an excuse for eating like shit.

... care about the way it runs. that’s the way you should treat your body. “ it’s true. yeah, it costs more to eat well, but you won’t have sludge in your engine. you run better. you feel better. this is your one body. your temple. ... best for you. educate yourself. do your research. read your labels. ALSO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGtDPG4UfI watch this. you'll never eat mc donalds again.

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picture unrelated

reminder: If you're on a diet you won't eat shit. no christmas will ever taste as good as skinny feels hello kate moss gtfo my head

Tags: random life south park

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small dicks are the new white after laborday

... the morning, to approx. seven am, infomercials are designed to kill people more quickly than during any other time of the day. An exact portion of ‘eat shit and die’ cake is delivered on the middle-finger of some really fucked up programming exects. After a precise line-up of the top five or six...

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BUT HE STILL COULD NEVER PRONOUNCE POWER ADE

... dangerous in retrospect. And despite the fact that FSU wasn't playing the University of Florida, the fans still sang, "Go the hell Ga-tors, Go to hell! (Eat shit!)" throughout the game. As a kid, this was all VERY exciting. I bring this up because the FSU head coach that day was Bobby Bowden, then only in...

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Published: 3 days, 4 hours ago (Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:23:23 PST); 1698 bytes

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Fuck Homeowner's Associations

... of Honor, you should be pretty much given free reign to do whatever the hell you want. I mean look at this shit, that's some straight up Audie Murphy style heroism right there. hell, if this man wants to walk right up to Barack ... SOIL, AND WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DISPLAY THE AMERICAN FLAG ANYWHERE ON IT. All you crybabies that get offended when you see Old Glory can all eat shit and die. -Jeff

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