The Sum Total Of Everything I Have Learned In Life

by Leonard Pierce, age 6 Boy, when someone tells you to _______________________________, they're not kidding! (a) avoid buying weed from out-of-work drywallers you meet at the bus stop (b) be careful with the .50-caliber hunting rifle (c) go easy on the phenyl-cyclohexylpiperidine (d) not listen to Metal Machine Music in its entirety (e) observe all warnings about the electrified third rail ...

A new start

...the first week in our new home. This house feels so big as compared to that apartment we were crammed into for 4 years. Our portable phone won't transmit from one end to the other. Next week the drywallers will be in to finish the kitchen. I have started patching the walls in preperation for painting. I don't want to paint until I can open the windows, and the weather won't Cooperate. Next week ...

...me just wants him to disappear so i don't have to think about him anymore. (the latter is the most likely case, methinks...) the interior of the house looks completely different. it's kinda freaky. the drywallers had about 80% done; they'd run out of drywall, so some walls were done down to about 3' off the floor, and like that. (they apparently work their way down from the ceiling.) chris was ...