... $100. That's just ridiculous. I hate my job and the people I deal with. I hate every group of fucking 12 year olds that comes in there and doesn't order a damn thing. I hate every fucking drunkass nascar fan who talks down to me. I fucking hate being grabbed, touched, or otherwise pulled on by someone who wants something. You do not fucking touch me. Ever. I don't belong here, even if your ...

M.I.A., N.E.R.D., TI, Franz Ferdinand, and Chaka Kahn peddle some ugly jeans

... their drinks at each other. now, i'm going to just assume that pharrell williams has never actually been in a crowd at a concert, because if he had, he would probably know that telling a crowd of 5000 drunkass motherfuckers to throw their drinks at each other is a bad fucking idea. YOU OWE ME A BLOWOUT, PHARRELL! thanks to you, i got a cup full o' i don't even know what thrown right at the back ...

The Hub is doing promotion for Halloween...and they're featuring Jack Daniels. Oh boy. Yeah, I shouldn't drink hard liquor. XD I'm the lightiest lightweight ever. It's amazing. Oh, JD, you're going to be my best friend this month. ...and maybe while I'm being a drunkass I can win one of the 40 JD guitars they're giving away. Heh, I can't even play properly. ^o^;

I'm Ready for Spring

... out at the table. I guess Reisz was like "She's being a champion." Andy had met us out, and, when you see someone sober in class every day, you feel like a bit of an idiot looking like a total drunkass in front of him. He was nice through it all, though.  Anyway, it's been weird lately, but I've kind of turned my life into hanging out with the math people instead of my regular friends. I'm not ...

Ass of a Prince, Prince of an Ass

... are getting better, but i think thats due to the pills. *** dont you hate when you have a lot to write. sit down to write it, and come up blank? frustrating. *** ok kids, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE TONIGHT! or ride with your drunkass friends either. in fact, i'd recommend not even drinking at all, but i know some people just can't cope without some booze in their blood, so do what you must.

... up to be on reality shows while being too paranoid to ever give out an actual phone number, so *I* get to field all the phone calls from justifiably belligerent people( as well as less justifiably belligerent drunkass friends and relatives of hers) who don't believe me when I say I'm not her! I have also had new friends in the past cut off contact abruptly because they did a web search on my name...

Get Psyched...

... standing.   I introduced myself and we got to talking, and he was really friendly. He’s 22 and a local, but goes to school in Cape Town . I saw a tattoo on his forearm and of course, like a drunkass, I reach out so I can read it and hit my hand right on his cigarette. I apologized and said don’t worry, that it was my fault. He said, “You have to remember me forever now.” At any rate, ...

Damn honky.

... Atlantis. In other news Kottonmouth Kings are pretty trippy I like it alot. Lord Quasimoto might have you beat on trippy. Yah though, Amanda you should call me so we can hang out! HUZZAH! Anyway, Remember keep those greedy potato turning drunkass leperchauns and there stupid ass Blarney Stone. GET THAT SHIT AWAY!  I SAW WHAT THAT SHIT DID TO THE KID ON THAT EPISODE OF  RICHARD SCARIES: BUSYTOWN!