Holy F*ck on a Cherry Popsicle Stick!!

... it'd be awesome to hang with others too. It's gonna be a busy day, in a good way. Kicking off with the Operation:Evolution meeting, jaunting over to Turkeymas to see my Rudes friends for a bit, then driving up to Baltimore for this. Pretty awesome way to kick off my holiday vacation! It means, of course, that I'll have to dress in my freak glory before I leave the house, but I think that will ...

Medicated Chap-stick and Teen Mom Reruns.

... done eventually. Another pain in my side is the fact that my ex-re-roommate texted me today saying she might move out AGAIN. I wish the bitch would just make up her mind and either leave of stay. It's driving me mad and pissing me off. Sometimes I think it would be easier if she just got hit by a bus. It wouldn't help the situation but it would make me feel better (but that's mean to wish on her ...

Tweets for Today

... double grrr! # 22:25 Gotta take the doggies out but hate to step away from the phone... Guess I'll stick it in my pocket and hope we don't go out of range. # 22:48 @ mbhj it's a good ... # 23:52 Now I'm just waiting for Ron to get home.. hope it's soon because all the waiting is driving me nutso! # 00:18 I'm glad they're taking it slow and easy on the ride home, but I can't...

Need, Chapter 32

.... “So how’s everything going so far?” Erica asked once they were settled in the car and driving from the airport to Ashley’s apartment.   Ashley hadn’t told many people about her relationship with Jackson....but I’m sure they’ll ask me something about Twilight , too,” Jackson told her.   “ Try and stick to talking about New Moon , not Eclipse . Summit wants everyone to push that right now .”  ...

Secret Santa 2009 - Fic Prompt 14 -In The Closet

..., things that controlled other things were bloody labelled accordingly. How hard could it be to stick a 'Volume' sign on a button? Fiddling with something that seemed to merely changed the tone ... making love. The horrific eye burning, soul shattering, poisoned truth twisted together with sick curiosity, driving him to look, even though everything inside of him was screaming to return to the solace ...

...things feel good, things feel really good. I can fuck myself with a dildo forever, and it'll never stop driving me insane. I'd love to have someone who'd do that for me - fuck me with it, nice, ...and keep rubbing my legs together and wait until it's unbearable and the only option I have left is to stick my hand down my panties and rub my hard, slick clit until it's throbbing and I'm shouting into ...

Wreck on the Highway...

...I taught you to drive and, I've entrusted the well being of Dean and yours in that safe driving. How can you be so reckless after what happened to Mandy? You and our son could have gotten hurt...break free of her husband’s hold, but he held onto her tighter, determined to make this lesson stick. "Why, love. You aren’t even contrite." John answered resuming the spanking, slow and heavy, making every ...

The Steins' House

... fixed them—that only my brights were any good for driving. The clock worked, but only sometimes, and thus was never... all. The one time it rained while I was driving, I happened to have Dan Rib along in the passenger's seat, so I had him stand up and stick his arm out the window to operate the wipers manually...I told Marie that I loved her. I had been driving her to school in the mornings—by far the ...

Fic: The Road Home (4/?)

...," Alan managed through gritted teeth. The image of that dark head resting on his belly like that was driving him crazy, the stuff of all his fantasies. "Don't...torture..." "You think it's not torture ... If it had cost him the friendship with Dave, then yes. And even if Dave had decided to stick around, there would at least be some awkwardness. For someone who was used to being in control, Alan ...

Gift fic for shatteredtenshi

...'s really brave." His interviewer smirks, rolling his eyes. "And what of the allegations that you were driving drunk on the night of the accident?" "My medical records will tell you otherwise," Kame says politely. ..., you owe me, right? The world already thinks you’re Ryo anyway, and if you’re gonna stick with me, you’re stuck with the paparazzi too, Being famous isn’t so bad, really.” He strokes...