GOP: "Constitutional Scholars? We Dont Need No Stinky Constitutional Scholars!"

DeMint And Ensign Look To Right-Wing Think Tanks Rather Than Judges To Interpret The Constitution Sens. Jim DeMint (R-SC) and John Ensign (R-NV) announced yesterday that they would invoke an ... reform is unconstitutional. The Wonk Room debunks Rivkin and Casey here . Update Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) told Iowa reporters that he doesn't think DeMint and Ensign's effort " means much ."

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i know i dont post often but i tink i shood still post an intro 4 myself :D

... went bac 2 ana's loving embrace a couple of weeks ago. ugh i wonder how many of u have 2 deel with stupid ppl worying over u. leik i totez went 2 visit my nana but she was just such a fucking whore u know? i think she just needs to fuck a banana tree for al i care lolol. so here r my disgutting stats: Height: 5'11" (lol i cood totez b model if i wasnt so F.A.T.) LW: 47 lb HW: 127 lb CW: 140 lb...

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((: i think. i might like you.

happy spinning. head spingsing like cearzy. mabye i dont drive so welll when i am high. i drive 60=80km/hj. ... mind Would you go Would you go Kiss the rain And you'd fall over me Think of me Think of me Think of me Only me Kiss the rain Whenever I'm gone too long If your lips ...you feel You can't wait till morning Kiss the rain eka chaoong. dont pester me. yiou know i diont care. whos side i am on....

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I DONT WANT TO WORK!

... HAVE A CRUSH?! EEEEE! -- Do you think you've been in love?: ...: yep. cant read while in motion -- Think you're attractive: yeah -- ...be married: 27 -- Numbers of Children: dont really want any... but if i...: taller than me -- Best weight: dont care -- Best articles of clothing: dont care LAYER ELEVEN: -- Number of people I could trust with my... ones are burned and i dont think those count -- Number of ...

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I think I need to start meditating or something

... the PO box. everyone has that address anyway, I think it'd be easier. Think I'll send old Will a text, I need an address for him since...both my parents and my sister's so I think they'll be very happy. mom's stocking ...up a little before new years eve, since I dont know if I'm working or hanging with them...That has been very very helpful. and now... I think I'm going to fire up the new ...

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might as well it sucks that she never did a nude scene

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... phone is jacked up right now. But I think I have it under control. So its ... I love him so much but I just dont think I am ready to. I dont think he understands what he wants. I know he misses me so hes saying ... completely forgetting what it is he needs to work on. I dont know...I think if we both put in a good honest effort and ...great. He is easy to talk to. I dont really have to watch what I say. ...

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...” Colours available : One as shown in picture. Sizing : Fits UK6 to UK8 Remarks: Vintage chiffon bow pleated top. Look at this top, dont you just think that its simply really adorable? We love the fact that it is made of comfy chiffon material and that when worn, it doesnt make one...

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since i dont think we're gettin' that parmore xmas song :\

What's your favorite Christmas song? Mine: also, if it's already Christmas in your time zone, MERRY CHRISTMAS! happy holidays, -kayze

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