*Cell Phone Rings* and me..."wheres the damn talk button OMG I need to answer"

... have my girly moments i just dont like to show it often...when ... thoughts like a girl...i just dont like to show them thank you...which is *YAY*....but the sad thing is...she doesnt like to say...thats kids for ya....hmm another thing ive been feeling is so ... inside but i dont know why...the good thing is i ......my thought...maybe not i dont feel to damn good feel sick!...but i miss him ...maybe if i feel ...

... ever smelt like mini donuts? i dont believe so Do you pronounce the...minutes or more? i suppose. i dont usually time myself though. Can you...lint ha. What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever asked your parents...your first love? dont have one really Do you miss being a ...you ever gotten a speeding ticket? dont drive Who was the last ... any piercings besides your ears? dont have ears either When was ...

Collection updates and jakks crap etcetcetc.

...LOVE HIM FOREVER AHHHHH WAILY!!!! I wanted this thing so hardcore. The night the auction was ending...I was scared if I slept I'd miss the end of the auction. by the ... little baby arceus is the cutest freaking thing ever. GRASS ARCEUS AND BELLSPROUT ZUKANS ;____;... the bellsprout line one so much. METAL WAILS. HEEHEE. this can thing. i dont even know wtf this is. but when i opened it up......

... will handle ending all of our services that we get at the apartment so dont worry about it. Now if you want to still find a roommate and stay ...know i can look forward to a night of..something. ------ its funny the Case thing. because since me he noticed he's still completely in love with someone ... by monday? is 20% of your grade really soooo much? yea. yea... i know. -------- darkroom..i miss you

Have you ever ran until you puked or your muscles locked? Nah. Can you think of a time when your pants were falling down and you didn't care? Probably. Do you believe in God? I don't know, not really. If an alien came down to you right now, would you explain to him what Earth is or would you report him to the FBI? Explain what Earth is, duh! Do you eat meat? Certain types. Do ...

"this was never meant to be more than a memory for you"

... out you were coming back" Heather: "i dont really know what to say to that... apologize. its not a particularly nice thing of me to say but i'm ...No i get it. And you probably dont think so but i really would miss you" Chelsea: "yeah... i wouldn't ... so..." Heather: "Welllll i would...i dont want to complicate things anymore than ... already are but i really do miss hanging out with you" Chelsea: "...

o hey stellar: we need to talk. i hate your guts. nickchrisreid: i'm sorry o hey stellar: you dont even know what i hate you for nickchrisreid: talked to gabert. got an idea. o hey stellar: right. nickchrisreid: so, i'm sorry o hey stellar: btw you dont owe him anything nickchrisreid: i didn't plan on giving him money. and he told me he was gonna give me money ...

... pm we have the fire thing in common. we should make ... my sister whom i just miss in general. anna breathes 10:... stellar 8:41 pm lmfao. dont worry. youre not missing out ... up the whole firecrotch/ginger thing and I didn't get ... stellar 9:14 pm sitll dont get it natemackenzyward 9:15...tell your secret if you dont tell mine. o hey stellar...natemackenzyward 9:54 pm i dont believe you. o hey stellar...

... you guys had a good time. [22:25] kaidenmathis: the only thing i really did was see paranormal activity. [22:25] kaitthornberry:... [22:58] kaitthornberry: oh man i know it sucks they dont have the usual sports here D: i miss soccer so much [22:58] kaitthornberry: OKAY, not even gonna ... strong word a night in vega: disliked. o hey stellar: i dont dislike you. youre not that bad. a night in vega: whoa...

[Complete] S'mores, Bears and Whales of Fail

... up fat ass Stan: my therapists dont even think i should be talking ... with you fat ass Stan: kev,dont hurt them Cartman: Of course you ... by a bear... Cartman: The best thing to do... Cartman: Is throw a ... very large canine teeth. Stan: just dont move dude Stan: play dead if ... gonna die and you're gonna miss it. Red: Kevin!!! Run!!!! Kenny: DON... chases him* Red: Oh god, I dont want Kevin to die! Red: he...